Dead Horse Interchange

I think it's time to educate y'all about Ultrashit.

In the entire history of Ultraman, there is one song more influential than anyone else.
One song that has been remixed and reimagined more often than any other.
And one word that has etched itself into the brains of Ultrafags throughout the globe: Wandaba



The defense team's theme from Return of Ultraman (not Ultraman Jack; he got that name way, way later, despite modern official subs of showa era Ultraman trying to gaslight you into thinking otherwise) has served as the template for nearly every defense team that would follow, each one giving it its own spin.

Like the more dramatic Ultraman Ace rendition.


Or this goofy shit for Ultraman's goofiest team from Ultraman Taro.


There are even versions with actual lyrics.


And of course even the newer shows still copy it. Here's the fast-paced one from Ultraman Z.


Or the most current one from Ultraman Blazar, which is more taiko-heavy to give it a more tribal feel.

Interesting that they have a sort of Leitmotif going on. Does Wandaba mean something?

Not really. It's just something the composer came up with for the BGM, and the rest is history.
I guess there may have been some slight inspiration from a cappella, but that's just a theory... a gay theory.

Only Ultragoon song that matters is the one by Dave Rodger's and Jizzy Kitagawa's gay child buttrape brigade,

That's so calm it would absolutely drive me the fuck mad. The most zen shit I can listen to is Stoner Rock like Sleep.



Dopesmoker is infamous due to its length but Holy Mountain is probably the better album.

I used to be more into calmer music when I was younger. It was only as I became a frail and ugly old man that I started fagging out to hi-nrg. I only learned what it meant to be alive when it was too late, as always.

Unrelated:

I regret not posting this here when it first came out. I thought it was the best thing I'd ever heard and I had it on loop for six hours straight. I didn't think anybody else here watched Red Bar and so didn't care who these people were. Showing people videos about e-celebs they don't care about gives off the feeling of being the guy who really wants to show you a "funny video" on his phone.

Mike is just sad to watch today. He's dying and it shows. But I absolutely love how hard he goes against Lana Rhodes. He's right!
She did porn. That's something that comes in levels, though.

She did the most disgusting porn there is! Drinking piss and having 50 man gangbangs is what she did. Absolutely untouchable! I wouldn't allow that broken mess to stand in my shadow, let alone make her my girlfriend. Fucking revolting!

The last song I heard on repeat for hours was this:

ebin namefag wrote: ↑

Sat Jan 13, 2024 4:02 pm

Only Ultragoon song that matters is the one by Dave Rodger's and Jizzy Kitagawa's gay child buttrape brigade

I'm also fond of this one.


This is basically the precursor of Wandaba. It's even more a capella.

I don't want to cum on Ultra Seven.