Movie Thread

[Guest]

Prime John Carpenter = most overrated Human ever.

John Carpenter was a kinomeister. They Live is the greatest film ever made. Kill yourself you fucking kike.

digitally de-aged Jamie Lee Curtis.

Imagine.

[Cuckara]

Bunch of 60-year-olds in here. Only way to explain anyone caring about Halloween or ever thinking they were scary, entertaining, or anything but a waste of space. Prime John Carpenter = most overrated Human ever.

Ooh but he does his own music! Yeah, but it sucks!

Fuck you, Carpenter is one of the best genre film directors of all time.

[Rushy]

So it'll be just as kino as The Curse of Michael Myers. Got it.

Hey, that movie fucking tried.
And even if it was as much of a failure, it'd be a damn memorable one at that then.

[Rapeculture]

So it'll be just as kino as The Curse of Michael Myers. Got it.

Hey, that movie fucking tried.
And even if it was as much of a failure, it'd be a damn memorable one at that then.

After so many damn movies, they had to explain Michael's super strength and his bulletproof-ness eventually I guess. I've not seen the Producer's Cut, but I've heard it goes all in on the supernatural silliness and even has incest-rape. Zoinks!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Don't the newer sequels try to get away from supernatural stuff to copy the feel of the first one? Though that still doesn't stop Mikey boy from coming back all the damn time.

[Rushy]

Don't the newer sequels try to get away from supernatural stuff to copy the feel of the first one? Though that still doesn't stop Mikey boy from coming back all the damn time.

H20 is basically "Halloween: Dawson's Creek". Resurrection is just plain bullshit. Then there's the Rob Zombie ones, which are... well, Rob Zombie. And now this.
As far as I'm concerned, it basically ended with Pleasence. I know fans hate the Thorn stuff, but aside from Halloween 3, it's the only original thing in the franchise since the first film.

[Guest]

Bunch of 60-year-olds in here. Only way to explain anyone caring about Halloween or ever thinking they were scary, entertaining, or anything but a waste of space. Prime John Carpenter = most overrated Human ever.

Ooh but he does his own music! Yeah, but it sucks!

Fuck you, Carpenter is one of the best genre film directors of all time.

Ghosts of Mars, bitch. He ain't best of anything.

[Rushy]

Bunch of 60-year-olds in here. Only way to explain anyone caring about Halloween or ever thinking they were scary, entertaining, or anything but a waste of space. Prime John Carpenter = most overrated Human ever.

Ooh but he does his own music! Yeah, but it sucks!

Fuck you, Carpenter is one of the best genre film directors of all time.

Ghosts of Mars, bitch. He ain't best of anything.

The Thing, bitch. The Thing.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Are tentacle dogs a thing in furrydom?

(Personally, I identify more with the upside-down head spider.)

[Guest]

Fuck you, Carpenter is one of the best genre film directors of all time.

Ghosts of Mars, bitch. He ain't best of anything.

The Thing, bitch. The Thing.

The remake was better and you know it. Spoiler: Daniel wins the tournament in Karate Kid 3.