Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

[Kugelfisch]

Snyder managed to stick around this long and his DC films were far worse failures.

He's also just a director.

[da PAC Nigguh]

And he was fired from Justice League because WB wanted Sensitive Joss Whedon to Marvel-up their capeshit movie.

[Kugelfisch]

Can somebody just go kill Whedon already? I'm so fucking sick of the faggot existing.

[Rushy]

Can somebody just go kill Whedon already? I'm so fucking sick of the faggot existing.

Alien 4 is a masterpiece, no?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They hired Zack to ensure that their cinematic universe is FUBAR from the start, and then they got Whedon to move in for the kill.

[Guest]

She's got some shit on somebody important. If she didn't I think she'd gotten axed after TLJ already.

I suspected that maybe Stevie Speilstein was sodomizing her every day as his secretary but she's way too old for him (over age six.)

[Guest]

They're shitting on Lucas by bringing Darth Maul back. If ya'll bitches can remember way back to '99, Maul originally fell down the pit whole, but Lucas ordered him split in half so everyone would know for sure he was dead and not coming back.

Disney circa 2017: "Fuck you, old man. Cinematic universe!"

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The EU brought him back long before Disney took over. Falling down a bottomless pit only kills you with 100% certainty if the station/planet you're on then starts to blow up.

I'm just surprised they're touching prequelshit at all. I thought they wanted to focus on Gen 1 Star Wars for muh precious nostalgia.

[Guest]

But Durth Maul is nostalgic among millemial brainlets.

[rabidtictac]

Can somebody just go kill Whedon already? I'm so fucking sick of the faggot existing.

People love to shit on Snyder, but he has more good movies to his credit than Whedon does.