Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

[AngrySpoonySnob]

Didnt you know? The infinite resource planet from episode 9 gives the first empire time travel abilities as well.

[Kugelfisch]

I remember Plan 9 from Outer Space a bit differently.

[Guest]

But he wasn't even born by that point.

But he's a fan favorite, and we all know Disney(tm) Star Wars(tm) is made for the fans.

[Kugelfisch]

But he wasn't even born by that point.

But he's a fan favorite, and we all know Disney(tm) Star Wars(tm) is made for the fans.

Wanting to trick me to kill people this night? Not today, satan!

[AngrySpoonySnob]

I fucking heard theyre making fucking Lando, the fucking definition of fucking manlyness, fucking gay in his fucking movie fuck disney and fuck rushy FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Keith Chegwin]

But he wasn't even born by that point.

Darth Maul? Isn't he older than Han Solo?

[Guest]

But he wasn't even born by that point.

Darth Maul? Isn't he older than Han Solo?

Yeah. Maul is from Phantom Menace when Anakin was a babby and Solo probably wasn't born yet. Never mind that Maul has no connection whatsoever to Solo, Solo didn't even think the force was real before A New Hope, and people only thought Maul was cool because he never talked. Darth Maul is a Star Wars thing I recognize!

[Liar Revealed]

I fucking heard theyre making fucking Lando, the fucking definition of fucking manlyness, fucking gay in his fucking movie fuck disney.

Yep. "Pansexual." They're going to make the sole black character a fag
http://archive.is/lKhDF

[Rapeculture]

Black is no longer diverse enough anymore.

[Kugelfisch]

But he wasn't even born by that point.

Darth Maul? Isn't he older than Han Solo?

Yeah. Maul is from Phantom Menace when Anakin was a babby and Solo probably wasn't born yet. Never mind that Maul has no connection whatsoever to Solo, Solo didn't even think the force was real before A New Hope, and people only thought Maul was cool because he never talked. Darth Maul is a Star Wars thing I recognize!

Oh shit, you guys are right. I totally forgot the chronological order. Goes to show how much I care about SW these days.