Movie Thread

[AngrySpoonySnob]

Its the latest Edgar Wright movie but he fell off hard and attempts a tarantino wannabe-esque thing I guess but it failed hard imo.

[da PAC Nigguh]

I showed up to a movie last year about 30 minutes early. They kept playing Baby Driver promo shit over and over. This was even before the actual trailers started. I was sick of the movie then and there without even seeing it. It looked retarded.

Maybe it will go down as the last Kevin Spacey film though.

[Keith Chegwin]

There's one Kevin Spacey film coming out this year and there's another Netflix film that's in the can and they're just waiting for the controversy to die down before they release it. Spacey's career probably isn't over.

[Kugelfisch]

Poor management. He should've just been openly gay. He'd gotten hailed as a hero and would get to fuck underage boys in gay clubs at his leisure.

[Keith Chegwin]

I've always wondered why he didn't just come out as gay. Everyone knew he was, it was no big secret. 'I was afraid I'd be persecuted' isn't really a good excuse any more, especially since he's hardly a teen heartthrob actor that women want to believe they could have sex with.

[Guest]

How does Babby Driver compare to the masterpiece of autism and Hebraic hatred that is Drive?

[Kugelfisch]

I've always wondered why he didn't just come out as gay. Everyone knew he was, it was no big secret. 'I was afraid I'd be persecuted' isn't really a good excuse any more, especially since he's hardly a teen heartthrob actor that women want to believe they could have sex with.

Especially considering that he's a Hollywood actor. How fucking sheltered do you need to be, nigger? Does it take a trip to Faggistan where being a gay pedophile is legally mandated for you to come out of that closet or what?

[AngrySpoonySnob]

How does Babby Driver compare to the masterpiece of autism and Hebraic hatred that is Drive?

Equally shit, in fact I was more entertained by Baby Driver ffs that Drive garbage was overrated just because Ryan Fagling was the hype of the year somehow.

[Keith Chegwin]

Especially considering that he's a Hollywood actor. How fucking sheltered do you need to be, nigger? Does it take a trip to Faggistan where being a gay pedophile is legally mandated for you to come out of that closet or what?

It's funny that you mention his being a Hollywood actor. I was thinking that if he routinely travelled as far afield as Africa, the Caribbean or the Middle East, I could see the 'I don't want to be persecuted so I stay in the closet' excuse holding some water. But no, these actors rarely venture outside their safe spaces. Spacey himself spent quite a lot of the last few years running the Old Vic in London. There are a lot of gays in the theatre anyway. I really couldn't envision a scenario where people didn't suck his dick for triumphantly coming out.

Instead he chooses right after he's been accused of paedophilia to come out.

[veris leta facies]

Jaws: The Revenge (1987)

Booooring. As a paying customer I demand a proper sharksploitation where an atrocious bone-munching shark eats people left and right and not some stupid shitty family drama with some shark occasionally thrown in it. And that shark..

SpoilerShow

Fake as CNN. I really need now some Le Ravageur to clean my mind from this garbage. Maybe I should try Shark in Venice, the name has a certain ring to it. Like "Polar bear in Frankfurt".