Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

[Guest]

Better or worse than The Amazing Spider-Man movies?

Worse than all of them. I am an ASM apologist, though, so take it as you will. Those movies had Emma Stone, better villains, and much better action scenes. Plus, it was Spider-Man, not Spider-Teen with HOLY FUCK LIFE OR DEATH TEEN PROBLEMS LIKE DATING!

[Guest]

I would love a Spider-Woman movie, as long as it's faithful to the pre-SJW version. Cast Gemma Arterton's big titties in the lead and bam, insta-hit!

[Charlar]

What the fuckis up with this new tendency of making the Bat family evil in Elseworlds (alternate realiies in dc comics if you don't know)? First one they are making is "Nightwing goes evil, helps create and is a member of a program that hunts down superpowered individual until his family is targeted"
Now this fucking putrid "Batman: White Knight" http://archive.is/hZi6K
The Silver lining is at least it's just a stupid alternate reality, DC has allowed rightwing writers on main continuty DC comics
"T-These days i-it makes more sense to have B-Batman be a Villain because he's a fucking white male" is something actual people think, fucking hell

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I guess these Elseworlds writers are just edgy for the sake of being edgy, going all like "This is why Batman doesn't kill!" or "This is what happens if Batman or one of his sidekicks goes too far!"

And what we clearly need is a Spider-Person movie. Too long now have capeshit names suffered from cisgender naming conventions!

[Charlar]

I guess these Elseworlds writers are just edgy for the sake of being edgy, going all like "This is why Batman doesn't kill!" or "This is what happens if Batman or one of his sidekicks goes too far!"

And what we clearly need is a Spider-Person movie. Too long now have capeshit names suffered from cisgender naming conventions!

Wonder WOMAN

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

So what? She can always decide to pull a JesuOtaku.

[rabidtictac]

>complaining about capeshit writing being shit

[Keith Chegwin]

I would love a Spider-Woman movie, as long as it's faithful to the pre-SJW version. Cast Gemma Arterton's big titties in the lead and bam, insta-hit!

I was thinking they could get Hayley Atwell's big titties, but then I remembered they already cast her for something else. Oh well, it's not like an Englishwoman with big titties is a rare find.

In any case, there's no way a Spider-Woman movie wouldn't be SJW shit, especially with Pascal at the helm. You could expect all sorts of cancerous shit like 'Muh wage gap' and 'Muh glass celings'

[Rapeculture]

Sounds fantastic. I'll take two tickets please! One for me and one for my disgust.

Comment of the day.

Holy fuck, capeshit movies can't just be dumb action adventure shit anymore, they have to have a fucking message and be "progressive." Spider-Man is probably the only superhero I even kind of marginally liked back as a kid, along with Batman (because let's face it, a rich guy in a bat costume going out into the night and beating the shit out of poor people is fucking hilarious). I will not be going to see this Spider-Cuck film. You guys confirmed my worst suspicions.

"You can call me MJ."

Eat shit and die, Sony.

[Charlar]

Sounds fantastic. I'll take two tickets please! One for me and one for my disgust.

Comment of the day.

Holy fuck, capeshit movies can't just be dumb action adventure shit anymore, they have to have a fucking message and be "progressive." Spider-Man is probably the only superhero I even kind of marginally liked back as a kid, along with Batman (because let's face it, a rich guy in a bat costume going out into the night and beating the shit out of poor people is fucking hilarious). I will not be going to see this Spider-Cuck film. You guys confirmed my worst suspicions.

"You can call me MJ."

Eat shit and die, Sony.

I knew this was going to happen, the script was leaked so stuff like that doesn't surprise me but i admit i wasn't that line from that character about the Washington monument