Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

[Guest]

Couldn't use a proper picture of the Goddess, could you?

Anyway, Solo teaser is out. Full trailer tomorrow. Looks like Rogue One, stars very short men and women doing that Parsez Run thing and fighting Samurai stormtrooper. Very, very short men.

[rabidtictac]

The solo movie looks beyond awful.

[Seele]

Full trailer tomorrow. I'll bet it either gets delayed to December or it sticks to its May release and critics/shills shower it with endless praise as per Disney's expectations of controlling the media.

Came across this trilogy of videos. As autistic as it is (5 hours, holy shit), it's the most full analysis of The Last Jedi released on YouTube thus far.

[rabidtictac]

I already know this guy from his dark souls 2 videos. The star wars shit went viral and got him a ton of subs.

[MegaNigger]

I thought Mauler was TroutandTea

[Rapeculture]

I look forward to the awful reviews for this non-film starring a talentless, non-acting Jew who got hired because Spielberg-approved Jew kid. Also, Jew.

[Guest]

Effects look great, space action looks rad (or tubular, if you prefer) but my god is that guy miscast. He looks fucking tiny in every shot, even with that tiny girl from the Dragon Throne show. He's BARELY TALLER THAN HER. More like Solo, Jr. this damn movie.

Oh, and there's a super badass black chick with a space fro, and tiny Dragon girl is an uber badass with maxed out sharpshooter skills, so you know she's going to teach Solo how to shoot at some point.

For wanting those China bux they sure keep putting a shit-ton of black people in their movies.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I'll bet one of the ladies will teach him how to smoothly dodge a blaster shot from someone sitting towards you. That would just be "great" if they re-enacted the "Whoeverthefuck shot first" scene, except Young Han loses and gets stun-gunned in the face.

[da PAC Nigguh]

They announced yet another Film series, this time from whoever the fuck does that Dragon soap opera on HBO. AND they said multiple Star Wars TV shows are in development for streaming services. This poor fucking franchise is getting it in three holes without any lube.

[rabidtictac]

Effects look great, space action looks rad (or tubular, if you prefer) but my god is that guy miscast. He looks fucking tiny in every shot, even with that tiny girl from the Dragon Throne show. He's BARELY TALLER THAN HER. More like Solo, Jr. this damn movie.

Oh, and there's a super badass black chick with a space fro, and tiny Dragon girl is an uber badass with maxed out sharpshooter skills, so you know she's going to teach Solo how to shoot at some point.

For wanting those China bux they sure keep putting a shit-ton of black people in their movies.

This is what SJWs don't understand about asia lel. They refuse to accept that asians are (as a whole) way more racist than us ebil white men.