Non-cape tv show

[Kugelfisch]

No red titties = show failed.

So it's not even worth checking out for tits. What a travesty.

[Guest]

apparently there are multiple prequels and spin-offs in the works.

Cancer.

Big Red getting her own show so she can show off dem titties.

[BlueberryRagamuffin]

GoT was notorious for its sex scenes but I can only think of 4 that happened this season.

* Cersei and Euron (post coital)
* Bronn and a bunch of hookers
* Arya and Gendry
* Jamie and Brienne

So no titties worth looking at.

[Guest]

Rise of Skywalker and this season of GOT both feel like something they did because they were contractually obligated to do it and just want it over with.

[Lindsay's Liver]

The shortage of nudity was a huge problem in the last season.

When Martin does finally release the next book, it's going to be a blockbuster. Even if only 10% of the show's audience reads the books that's still a shit-ton of people. I've read the books and, for me, part of the appeal of watching the last two seasons is wondering how Martin is going to do all of this so much better in the novel.

The last two seasons of GoT have been like having a story spoiled by a retard. They sorta know what happened, but they can't explain why very well. I'm still missing something.

Meanwhile, everyone's wondering if Martin will live long enough to finish the story. He hates when people say that, but, fuck, the guy is 70 and he looks like a beanbag chair. He looks like he's half-man/half-Big Mac. He looks like he should have died ten years ago.

[Guest]

Only niggers (and I do mean niggers because they love GOT for some stupid reason) get excited for nudity in TV shows.

I've read the books and, for me, part of the appeal of watching the last two seasons is wondering how Martin is going to do all of this so much better in the novel.

>implying his books won't just be as shit

he should have died ten years ago.

I agree.

[Keith Chegwin]

Can anyone who watches it tell me if the Somalian pirate got his wish?

Meanwhile, everyone's wondering if Martin will live long enough to finish the story. He hates when people say that, but, fuck, the guy is 70 and he looks like a beanbag chair. He looks like he's half-man/half-Big Mac. He looks like he should have died ten years ago.

Wheel of Time guy died before he finished the books. The difference is that Wheel of Time guy left detailed notes so that someone else could finish the books after he'd died, whereas fat fuck Martin ordered that his notes be burned so no one else can ever finish his books.

[Guest]

fat fuck Martin ordered that his notes be burned so no one else can ever finish his books.

That's his exit strategy. He knows he can't write a satisfying ending to the books, so he's eating himself to death and his "notes" (blank sheets of paper) will go along with him. Dumb nerds will forever wonder just how awesome that last book would've been.

[Rushy]

shit that 25% bullshit is real
...
Patrick Stewart can still make it work. I believe in him.

[Kugelfisch]

shit that 25% bullshit is real

No shit. You thought I just made something so specifically stupid up?