Movie Thread

[Dehbashi]

I am not surprised. Costner was always a hack actor and a box office failure. Sometimes a movie he is in can succeed but it's in spite of him.

[CuckTurdginson]

Perfect World was pretty good - arguably would have been improved with Eastwood in the lead but I suppose he was burnt out after Unforgiven.
Field of Dreams is definitely a likable movie - and I wanted to see Open Range.

My favorite trilogy is The Human Condition and that has a structure similar to what was pitched to me with Horizon. But in execution, it sounds like fucko wrote a bunch of Yellowstone episodes and cobbled them together into a movie - and no one was around to tell him no ala Lucas.

Costners no Kobayashi, clearly.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He should have spent all that money on Waterworld 2: The Recycling of the Piss.

Why bother with recycling?

Waterworld 2: Golden Ocean

[Complicity]

Kevin Costners Horizon is projected to earn about 15 mil on 100 mil.

To this day, i've never seen The Postman.
According to kikepedia, Kevin Costner was so much up his own ass that his Gary Stu single-handedly rebuilds the USA, and even impregnates a married bitch with the blessing of the infertile cuckold.

He should have spent all that money on Waterworld 2: The Recycling of the Piss.

Pretty sure that's Horizon's original title.

I am not surprised. Costner was always a hack actor and a box office failure. Sometimes a movie he is in can succeed but it's in spite of him.

He's fine as long as he's kept away from creative control over anything.

Field of Dreams is definitely a likable movie

Probably his best.

[CuckTurdginson]

Give Clint a gimmick like this 20 years ago and I think he would have delivered four hits.

The summer season officially has a hit. Someone told Will Smith to knock it off and now Bad Boys 4 is a comfortable success.

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

Meh, don't care. Wasn't even aware a Bad Boys sequel was out. Still won't save the declining summer box office anyway.

[CuckTurdginson]

Early reactions to The Crow remake are calling it unwatchable.

[Le Redditeur]

Shocking. I had so much hope for a 2024 remake.

[CuckTurdginson]

I had no interest. I guess the casting choice was decent - villain from John Wick 4 looked the part, but that doesn’t mean anything if the script is shit.

[Complicity]

Hot take: The Crow was never even remotely good, and if Brandon Lee didn't die on set the movie would've been completely forgotten.

In other news:



Since i've recently discovered that this movie has been fully uploaded on Youtube in different versions - in Spanish without subs (best quality), in Spanish with eng subs (the one i posted, and the only one age restricted), in Italian, in English (shitty dub) - it's time to talk about the best Christmas movie which is also the best coming of the Antichrist movie, that i doubt any burgernigger here has ever seen because it's a Spanish/Italian production.

The Day of the Beast (El dìa de la bestia, 1995) is a horror/ black comedy.
A priest discovers a code in the Bible that reveals that the Antichrist will be born in Madrid on 25 December 1995.
Having limited time (the movie starts on Christmas' Eve if i remember correctly) and not knowing where exactly in the city the birth will take place in order to put a stop to it, the priest hopes to receive the information either by contacting the Devil himself, or by infiltrating Satanist groups.
In order to do so, he decides to commit as many sins as possible.
During the search he finds two allies - a fat balding heavy metal music store owner, and a TV personality/conman.
In the background during the whole thing, terror group "Clean up Madrid" shoots and beats people to death.

The movie plays out mostly as a comedy, but then it would do a Fulci and show you scenes like this all of a sudden:



In the end, the movie doesn't really make it clear if the demonic apparitions the protagonists experience were real or drug-induced hallucinations.