Just discovered this thing called shefights, where hot girls beat up guys. It's kind of meh, though Mikaela is fucking gorgeous. Anyway, everyone got arrested in 2012 because a couple of the chumps were homeless guys who might or might not be mentally ill. Surprise surprise, a german was behind it all.
Relevant to sports:
Another performer was Tina Caccavale, who said she used to play for the Miami Caliente of the Lingerie Football League.
The rules of a beatdown, she said, were that the female fighters could "kick, punch, knee, slap" or whip, but the guys were not allowed to hit back.
"Whenever anyone wants a break on either side they can," she said, adding "it's actually like a great workout."
One of the homeless men, George Grayson, said he agreed to the beatings because he needed the $25 to $50. The same was true for Ronn Boykins, who said he had worked as an extra for two movies when he lived in California.
Boykins said he was told the beatings wouldn't hurt much. But then he was driven to an Orlando warehouse and told to take off his shoes and shirt. He was made to grab a large metal ring hanging from the ceiling, he said, and the whipping began.
"I believe I urinated on myself," he said. "And then the third time I cried out. I told them to stop. I couldn't handle it."
The woman who was hitting him stopped, but was "telling me that I could finish this and how strong I am. And that she needed this to be done."
It's actually pretty tame, I thought, but there was one where this girl keeps beating the shit out of a guy even after he says he gives and wants to stop. Good for a fap that one.
I guess he could be high or a burnout or something, but he's in other videos and really seems not all there. So yeah, I guess they were abusing 'tards.
There was a huge agglomeration of people in Buenos Aires for the funeral of Maradona, but I didn't see any sports journo say a peep about muh chink flu. Probably because Don Diego, being a Communist, grants immunity to his mourners. Or at least immunity to criticism from the media.
So he raped the team the way he and his buddies raped that girl they intimidated back in the day.
A girl kicked for a college team today and the soys are losing their mind, starting hashtags and telling girls to believe in their dreams. She literally suited up only because half the team's players were disqualified after testing for covid. Holy shit, this clown world.
And for the greatest of lulz, the Denver Broncos are starting a practice squad receiver at QB today because all their other QBs got ruled out with the coof. It's almost like God wants Taysom Hill to be successful as the Saints QB.
