Turok needs a comeback. We did get that animated movie but we can do better.CuckTurdginson wrote: ↑Tue Jul 01, 2025 10:58 pmA Dino Crisis movie is probably more what I’m looking for. That or Turok.Old Black Man wrote: ↑Sun Jun 29, 2025 1:31 pmThat’s my fear. Plus it’d be hard to remake the novel seeing how iconic the franchise is. I’ll settle for a Dino Crisis movie though.
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I'd be happy with a movie about an Indian Guardian of a futuristic, but wild western, film featuring dinosaurs, robots, mercenaries and space aliens.Old Black Man wrote: ↑Wed Jul 02, 2025 12:08 amTurok needs a comeback. We did get that animated movie but we can do better.CuckTurdginson wrote: ↑Tue Jul 01, 2025 10:58 pmA Dino Crisis movie is probably more what I’m looking for. That or Turok.Old Black Man wrote: ↑Sun Jun 29, 2025 1:31 pmThat’s my fear. Plus it’d be hard to remake the novel seeing how iconic the franchise is. I’ll settle for a Dino Crisis movie though.
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Not even kidding that’s the kind of movie we need right now. That could be fun in the right hands.
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The OG trilogy was so fucking good.
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Turok? Hell yeah! 2 is my favorite, I love those weird humanoid dinosaurs who spaz out and die horribly when you shoot a limb off, or the ones that self destruct predator style.
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("Modern audiences" will totally call this "queer-coded", though. Or "queer-baiting" if he and the horse don't end up kissing.)
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I'm noticing that people are starting to cope over the unmitigated disaster that is Elio by claiming it failed because it wasn't queer enough and an unfortunate victim of Pixar's self-censorship.
Sure. Make the kid gay. That would've saved the box office
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Pixar fans have a weird queer obsession. I remember seeing some headline for an article on why the girl from inside our was trans in the writer’s head canon.
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I remember someone arguing because her Anger and Fear were male, when her parents' emotions were all male and female for the respective parent, which meant she was non-biney.Old Black Man wrote: ↑Sat Jul 05, 2025 2:19 amPixar fans have a weird queer obsession. I remember seeing some headline for an article on why the girl from inside our was trans in the writer’s head canon.
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