Dead Celebrities aren't much fun

[Msauce]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainment ... r-AA1x7Z8Q

Mike Rinder, Scientology whistle-blower died at the age of 69.

[Kugelfisch]

That's too bad! He had Psylons ultra mad just by existing at this point.
Rather unluckily for them, they believe in reincarnation.

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

died at the age of 69.

A biological age of face-to-crotch it seems.

[Kugelfisch]

Kinda ironic that the culture that created the Kama Sutra are also the race that has the most sexually frustrated male population.
It's like their ancestors are mocking them.

[ebin namefag]

Kinda ironic that the culture that created the Kama Sutra are also the race that has the most sexually frustrated male population.
It's like their ancestors are mocking them.

Maybe the Kama Sutra was made by horny incels.

[Kugelfisch]

Maybe the Kama Sutra was made by horny incels.

You know, it certainly reads like it. Take a gander at the illustrations. It's all just made up bullshit that doesn't work. Certainly looks like some crap a virgin curry would imagine he'd do if he got to smash without knowing how impossible most of that crap is for anyone with vertebrae.

[Msauce]

https://www.metro.co.uk/2025/01/10/ex-w ... -22334944/

Wrestler Black Bart died at the age of 76.

[Kugelfisch]

>dies after insurance stops covering treatment
CEOs just fucking asking for a new trend.

[Msauce]

https://www.apnews.com/article/obituary ... 30b4297709

Sam Moore of the music duo Sam and Dave, died at the age of 89.

[wulfenlord]

How 'bout a real celebrity death thread, and keep this one auto-read and pushed to the bottom of the forum without the ghoul knowing?