Movie Thread

[RAPEMAN]

Why would anyone expect The Woman King to win anything? The film is as accurate as... I can't think of a film based on a historical battle so fictitious.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Historical accuracy wasn't the point. History is problematic, after all. The movie was just pure woke bait.
It may have had more of a chance if the same year didn't also bless us with Wakanda Forever, which likely stole its thunder.
They were even released one month apart. JFC.

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

Why would anyone expect The Woman King to win anything? The film is as accurate as... I can't think of a film based on a historical battle so fictitious.

...Kickassia?

[Kugelfisch]

How about that King Arthur movie where a nigger plays the role? Based on a fictional character, portrayed in the most unbelievable way possible.

[ebin namefag]

Why would anyone expect The Woman King to win anything? The film is as accurate as... I can't think of a film based on a historical battle so fictitious.

...Kickassia?

Need spiritual successor to Kickassia where Doge takes over Liberia.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

How about that King Arthur movie where a nigger plays the role? Based on a fictional character, portrayed in the most unbelievable way possible.

You see, the Briton of the Dark Ages was full of black people from the time the Romans settled there, so naturally Arthur has every right to be of color.
Maybe he's some kind of mulatto, but to become the king of all Brits he probably had an especially pure Afro-Romano bloodline.

And speaking of blackwashing: Apparently How to Train Your Dragon is following the Disney school of live-action reboots. The humans there are vikings, and we all know how much the woke crowd loves sneaking in black people into everything Norse.

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

You see, the Briton of the Dark Ages was full of black people

Ah, so that's why it was called the Dark Ages.

[Kugelfisch]

Arthur has every right to be of color.

Unfortunately, Arthur has the same problem as all those black high cultures. He's fictional.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Well, some of the Left like parading around z-list Knights of the Round Table to "prove" that medieval Europe was full of Knights of the Color, so he's real enough in their eyes.

[Kugelfisch]

Knights were nobles. There were no black European nobles. I don't know why they would even meme that, since the nobles were the OG oppressive, privileged shitbags of ye olde tymes.