Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Le Redditeur » Fri Jun 17, 2022 4:45 am

Maybe she's confused and what she really has is the monkey pox.

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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by McGinnis » Fri Jun 17, 2022 5:41 am

Everyone knows she doesn't actually have a heart, therefore there's nothing to damage

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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Jun 17, 2022 1:48 pm

>did all the lemming shit
>still got it
>advises to wear a mask

Clearly none of that shit worked. Why should I take that obviously unhelpful advice?
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Newhalf » Mon Jun 20, 2022 7:16 am

The only pictures I want to see here are her official autopsy pictures. Coming soon?
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by McGinnis » Mon Jun 20, 2022 8:04 am

Newhalf wrote:
Mon Jun 20, 2022 7:16 am
The only pictures I want to see here are her official autopsy pictures. Coming soon?
Well, I think myocarditis has something like a 50% mortality rate within five years. So yeah, coming soon-ish

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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by RAPEMAN » Wed Jun 22, 2022 1:03 am

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OK, Covid is bad... What do you want us to fucking do, cunt? I know idiots who actually think we could have halted the planet completely for two whole weeks.
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by rabidtictac » Wed Jun 22, 2022 5:08 am

They did do that in the shitlib cities and it still didn't work.
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Newhalf » Wed Jun 22, 2022 5:26 am

I think even the China approach of drenching cities with disinfectant and welding people inside their cramped apartments didn't fully work did it?
This shit has to run its course at this point, I feel like all the people it can kill have already died off mostly anyway. Harvest effect.
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by mad bum » Wed Jun 22, 2022 5:47 am

The real question they should be asking is why isn't China glass by now?
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by McGinnis » Wed Jun 22, 2022 8:06 am

Newhalf wrote:
Wed Jun 22, 2022 5:26 am
I think even the China approach of drenching cities with disinfectant and welding people inside their cramped apartments didn't fully work did it?
Who even knows if it worked at all? The Chinese have complete information control and all we know for sure is that those yellow pricks have been shitting on us from day one.

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