Peripherals

Talk about the life consuming, celibacy inducing hobby that is all the rage these days.
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Re: Peripherals

Post by Moe Bitches » Thu Jul 15, 2021 5:33 pm

It looks like a damn Game Gear (but the button placement is gross and I fear the two black pads) and it's the same price of a PS5 (you know, the console without games plus whenever a new game comes out it's on PS4 instead?)
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Re: Peripherals

Post by Guest » Thu Jul 15, 2021 5:48 pm

does it vibrate and will it fit in my ass

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Re: Peripherals

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Jul 15, 2021 5:53 pm

Looks like one of those emulator handhelds that come out every week.
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Re: Peripherals

Post by Guest » Thu Jul 15, 2021 5:58 pm

Guest wrote:
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does it vibrate and will it fit in my ass
No and nothing fits in your ass anymore.

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Re: Peripherals

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Jul 15, 2021 6:23 pm

Man, they had to come up with one hell of a shitty control layout, just to make room for those trackpads.
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Re: Peripherals

Post by Le Redditeur » Thu Jul 15, 2021 7:58 pm

>the B button is almost falling off the damn thing
Bravo Gabe!

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Re: Peripherals

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Jul 15, 2021 10:36 pm

What, you don't like your buttons almost over the edge of the case?
Next you'll tell me touch screens that reach over the edge on phones are impractical.
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Re: Peripherals

Post by Le Redditeur » Fri Jul 16, 2021 12:17 am

I'd love to test one of those, because I can't imagine how the fuck are you supposed to press the damn buttons without either holding the entire thing by the top by resting it on your palms (and risk it easily slipping and dropping) or by stretching you thumbs way over the point where it would be tolerable (let alone comfortable and/or ergonomic).

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Re: Peripherals

Post by Guest » Fri Jul 16, 2021 2:30 am

Moe Bitches wrote:
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Ah, another failure on the horizon.
When will companies learn that no one can compete against Nintendo, like, ever? :lol:

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Re: Peripherals

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Jul 16, 2021 10:03 am

Le Redditeur wrote:
Fri Jul 16, 2021 12:17 am
I'd love to test one of those, because I can't imagine how the fuck are you supposed to press the damn buttons without either holding the entire thing by the top by resting it on your palms (and risk it easily slipping and dropping) or by stretching you thumbs way over the point where it would be tolerable (let alone comfortable and/or ergonomic).
I'm trying to wrap my head around how to use the analogue sticks without touching those trackpads.
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