Kojima the hack fraud

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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by Rapeculture » Fri Oct 29, 2021 6:59 am

MGS5 was just a shitshow all over anyways. There was no reason for it to be open world and the game was incomplete. Kojima himself just keeps getting lulzier as time goes on. Death Stranding was the biggest nothingburger ever made, and he wants to make a followup despite the negative response to the first game. I can't believe I ever liked this Hollywood cocksucker.
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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Oct 29, 2021 8:24 am

Typical case of a guy that can't be self-employed. What he needs is an absolutely crippling contract and a boss that holds him on a very short leash.
Leave him by himself and he makes a literal walking/Monster Energy drinking simulator with a nonsense story and claims it's a meaningful masterpiece.
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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by Guest » Fri Oct 29, 2021 8:32 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
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What he needs is an absolute crippling

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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Oct 29, 2021 8:35 am

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Fri Oct 29, 2021 8:32 am
Kugelfisch wrote:
Fri Oct 29, 2021 8:24 am
What he needs is an absolute crippling
That too. The only crippling he has right now is a crippling addiction to Hollywood actor cock.
Maybe it's the flavour of little boys asshole that does it for him.
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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Oct 29, 2021 9:42 am

Rapeculture wrote:
Fri Oct 29, 2021 6:59 am
MGS5 was just a shitshow all over anyways. There was no reason for it to be open world and the game was incomplete.
It was an AAA title made in Current Year. It had to be open world.
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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by Guest » Fri Oct 29, 2021 11:06 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Fri Oct 29, 2021 9:42 am
It was an AAA title made in Current Year. It had to be open world.
Then make it an interesting open world! Fucking put shit in there!

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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Oct 29, 2021 11:43 am

Open world and interesting? Sounds a bit entitled for a two part, $120 game. How are they supposed to make any money that way, goyim?
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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by Guest » Fri Oct 29, 2021 3:14 pm

$120 between Ground Zeroes and The Phantom Pain, and they still couldn't put in the true ending of the game. And no, having a repeat of the game's tutorial with slightly different cutscenes revealing an obvious plot twist doesn't count as an ending.

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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Oct 29, 2021 4:15 pm

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Fri Oct 29, 2021 11:06 am
Then make it an interesting open world! Fucking put shit in there!
Actual open world content is a tertiary concern at best. What's more important is having a larger open world than the most recent Fallout, Skyrim and/or GTA game.
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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by rabidtictac » Fri Oct 29, 2021 7:33 pm

Guest wrote:
Fri Oct 29, 2021 11:06 am
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Fri Oct 29, 2021 9:42 am
It was an AAA title made in Current Year. It had to be open world.
Then make it an interesting open world! Fucking put shit in there!
That costs money though. Easier to copypasta a texture 10,000 times and spawn a couple enemies.
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