Kojima the hack fraud

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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by Guest » Thu Jul 29, 2021 3:28 am

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My main gripe with kojima is that mainly his writing, his characters feel artificial and shallow because he only has two means of moving the plot along- Expansion and Monologue, by the truck load, and all of it in your face . If he could just get some else to edit and condense his shit, I don't think I would mind the story of his games so much.
And sacrificie 4 more hours worth of cutscenes!? are you insane? :lol:

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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by Guest » Thu Jul 29, 2021 5:05 am

"Brevity is the soul of wit." - some fucking retard who didn't know anything.

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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Jul 29, 2021 10:27 am

In a better world he would've just done Light Novels.
Just think of all the cool sex scenes we missed out on.
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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by Guest » Fri Sep 24, 2021 8:01 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Thu Jul 29, 2021 10:27 am
In a better world he would've just done Light Novels.
Just think of all the cool sex scenes we missed out on.
He did! Hadn't you heard of Snatcher and Policenauts?

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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Sep 24, 2021 9:16 pm

I guess that's a fair statement.
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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by Guest » Fri Sep 24, 2021 9:54 pm

Guest wrote:
Fri Sep 24, 2021 8:01 pm
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Thu Jul 29, 2021 10:27 am
In a better world he would've just done Light Novels.
Just think of all the cool sex scenes we missed out on.
He did! Hadn't you heard of Snatcher and Policenauts?
Snatcher? You mean "let's blatantly plagiarize the fuck out of blade runner and hope no one notices" Snatcher?

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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Sep 24, 2021 10:05 pm

One might say that he... snatched the plot.
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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by Complicity » Sat Sep 25, 2021 4:33 am

Guest wrote:
Fri Sep 24, 2021 9:54 pm
Guest wrote:
Fri Sep 24, 2021 8:01 pm
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Thu Jul 29, 2021 10:27 am
In a better world he would've just done Light Novels.
Just think of all the cool sex scenes we missed out on.
He did! Hadn't you heard of Snatcher and Policenauts?
Snatcher? You mean "let's blatantly plagiarize the fuck out of blade runner and hope no one notices" Snatcher?
Well if you put it that way, it almost sounds like Kojima is an unoriginal cunt or something.
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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by Guest » Sat Sep 25, 2021 5:07 am

You guys are not being fair!
Snatcher isn't a Blade Runner ripoff...
It's a Blade Runner ripoff where Harrison Ford and Sting from Dune team up to stop the Terminators from re-enacting the plot of Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

At any rate, I preferred Kojima when he was making visual novels ripping off 80's movies.over whatever the hell Death Stranding was supposed to be.

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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by Moe Bitches » Sat Sep 25, 2021 6:22 am

Sounds like the game version of what became of Rick and Morty. No wonder there was a crossover.
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