Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

So basically all the mod did was flip some flag (no pun intended)

[Moe Bitches]

https://www.sankakucomplex.com/2022/08/ ... al-dances/

My head!

[Moe Bitches]

https://www.sankakucomplex.com/2022/08/ ... al-dances/

COMIX ZONE, an adaptation of the cult console game that has been so influential to so many over the years, follows a jaded comic book creator and a young, queer writer of color who, when sucked into the final issue of his popular series, must put aside their differences to stop a dangerous supervillain from sowing complete destruction — and in the process wittily explore the ever-evolving power of storytelling itself.

My head!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I mean, it's not like either adaptation could've ever been good, so why not try to make it as bad as possible instead?

>young, queer writer of color

He's gonna wear stupid glasses and a bowtie, isn't he? If he's male (biologically or not) that is the only queer-approved way to portray a person of color.

>viral dance

Lookin' forward to that Fortnite dance.

[mad bum]

This is why when I saw the news I wasn't excited.

[rabidtictac]

Aside from its visual style, Comix Zone isn't that good anyway. Fair enough if they want to shit it up.

[Complicity]

I mean, it's not like either adaptation could've ever been good, so why not try to make it as bad as possible instead?

>young, queer writer of color

He's gonna wear stupid glasses and a bowtie, isn't he? If he's male (biologically or not) that is the only queer-approved way to portray a person of color.

He's going to "put aside his differences with a jaded comic book creator".
Aka a literal Hitler Comicsgator who will be shown the error of his ways and realize that comics were always supposed to be communist agitprop.
Or maybe the Comicsgator will be the villain, and the jaded comic man will just be a white democrat who doesn't apologize for existing enough.

[Jiangshi]

So, apparently woke people are angry that the chicoms who make Black Myth: Wukong are kinda based.

[rabidtictac]

Based.

He's right, by the way. Some things are made for men. Only men understand them. Some things are made only for women, too, like shitty rom-coms.

China has a long history of macho storytelling. Why should a creative person compromise their vision? I don't mind if some gay or woman wants to make a shitty video game specifically for those people. I'll laugh at it if it's cringe, like that mask mandate vidya gaem, but I won't protest its existence or demand the game be more inclusive of me.

Gays, trans and wombyn already have loads of video games made with them in mind, like the very popular Last of Cucks 2. I remember when journos and faggots were all mad because the witcher games (which are not conservative in the slightest) didn't have enough blacks in them. Despite being historical fantasy based on euro myths.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Or when the historical RPG Kingdom Come: Deliverance refused to conform to the unfunded narrative that Europe has always been full of black people.

Also that literal translation is fancy af