Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

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Post by rabidtictac » Thu Apr 20, 2023 8:28 am

That new Horizon DLC just came out and it forces the main character to be a lesbo. CURRENT YEAR

https://www.thegamer.com/horizon-forbid ... loy-lgbtq/
"I want to be with you and I was hoping that you felt the same way," Seyka says to Aloy. You're then presented with three dialogue options, "Yes I do", "I'm not ready for this", and "This is too much for me". The first obviously embraces the romance and confirms that yes, Aloy is queer, but so do the other two. Picking those only confirms that she's not ready for a relationship, not that she isn't queer.
LMAO no option for the player character to say "I'm not interested" or "I'm not gay."
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Apr 20, 2023 8:42 am

>queer
Don't worry, she's just lesbian. Or maybe queer.
That is until they reveal she was trans all along. Not that this would surprise anyone since she's passing less and less with each game.
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Post by wulfenlord » Thu Apr 20, 2023 11:10 am

> post apocalyptic setting
> It's survive or perish
> Main character has to be stronk indeependant lezzo


Every time.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Apr 20, 2023 11:49 am

Could be worse. Could be Manhunt, the stunning and brave troon post-apocalyptic novel (written by a troon that brags about never writing any kind of story without rape scenes) where all cismales have been turned into literal rape zombies and most cisfemales are militant TERFs.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Apr 20, 2023 7:44 pm

Sounds like the musings of a sane person that had all mental issues vanish after HRT.
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Post by Dehbashi » Thu Apr 20, 2023 10:03 pm

Lol. So I don't see a comment section on that article. Probably because the soy boy cries about bigots and people will point out how ridiculous that is.

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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by Complicity » Wed May 03, 2023 7:15 pm

Vampire Le ASSquerade: HIV Lines 2 is exactly what i expected:

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed May 03, 2023 7:23 pm

Dafuq kind of name is "Redfall"? That doesn't make me think of vampires and guns. It makes me think of (probably) Not-Vikings in a fantasy setting.
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Post by Gendo's Ocular Dickhole » Wed May 03, 2023 11:50 pm

Any (western-developed) game with the word "fall" in it is destined for failure anyway.
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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu May 04, 2023 7:49 pm

Saw the trailer for it a while back. It was one of those trailers that look woke as fuck right from the start but take over a minute in to show even remotely what the game is.
I didn't care to watch it to the end because it looked like incredible garbage and forgot about it.

Remember those pay-to-win Korean games from the early 2010s? Odd launcher, quality somewhat below middleware, buggy and scammy?
Why do western devs try to mainstream that shit now?
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