Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

[Le Redditeur]

>the devs aren't even losing their jobs

So they're free to keep chugging similar shit on a different studio, that's great news.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I'm pretty sure this "studio" (aka glorified development team) was only created so Squeenix could distance itself from this project in case it would bomb.

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

Just when Tabata thought he was free, they came pulling him back in.

[Kugelfisch]

I had already forgotten about that kosuge.

[wulfenlord]

Not only are the Hasbro jews trying their hardest to effectively have a gangbang of every IP in existence, they want to lose as much money in as little time as possible by trying to be the wokest fags ever

[Kugelfisch]

It's so predictable that I don't even find it mildly amusing anymore.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Ah yes, that made the news a couple moons ago.
I really do wonder why Magic seems to be dying these days

(They also seem to have turned most orcs into albinos, because of course they did.)

[Kugelfisch]

They made a Viking expansion full of vine-swinging jiggaboos. At this point, only bother to wake me up when they make an expansion without nonsensical diversity.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They made a Viking expansion full of vine-swinging jiggaboos.

It's the current thing to do. SJWs where pissing their pants with glee when Dad of War shoved black characters into the cast.
I will also eat my fedora if Assassin’s Creed Valhalla had only *white* people in it.

[Le Redditeur]

They made a Viking expansion full of vine-swinging jiggaboos. At this point, only bother to wake me up when they make an expansion without nonsensical diversity.

They revealed that main character Urza is the Multiverse version of rabidtictac and married a niggress princess. TOBY FAIR, she is the princess of a desert realm, and Urza married her just to get into her father's... library.

Meanwhile his brother Mishra was banging his hot redhead apprentice and didn't give a fuck. Clearly the wrong brother won the Brother's War and that's why MtG is currently awful.