Get Woke, Go Broke Thread
Get Woke, Go Broke Thread
Post here to laugh at soy drinking devs killing their franchises by pandering to game journos who get games for free instead of their customers who pay their wages. I'll start with DOA 6, which saw a 40% decrease in sales at launch compared to DOA5:
https://www.oneangrygamer.net/2019/04/d ... e-5/82998/
Yohei Shimbori tried to pander to SJWs by sending mixed signals about how the sexualisation of it was toned down which pissed off fans. Other shit like pricing and greedy microtransactions added to it but looking at the Steam numbers it's fucking hilarious:
https://steamcharts.com/app/838380#All
https://steamcharts.com/app/958260#All
>Actual mainline series has an all time peak of 2,095 and only 391 people still playing in the past 24 hours
>Random titty game released for free in Asia only with no marketing has an all time peak of 7,140 and has 2,977 people still playing in the past 24 hours.
DOA6 is a joke, 2095 for an all time peak is pathetic, here is a list of all time peaks for recent fighting games on steam:
Street Fighter V: 13,807
Tekken 7: 18,766
Dragonball FighterZ: 44,234
Soul Calibur 6: 14,486
Mortal Kombat X: 13,649
BlazBlue Central Fiction: 1,031
Guilty Gear Xrd Sign: 1,954
It got fucking Guilty Gear numbers, it's in weebshit fighter territory.
https://www.oneangrygamer.net/2019/04/d ... e-5/82998/
Yohei Shimbori tried to pander to SJWs by sending mixed signals about how the sexualisation of it was toned down which pissed off fans. Other shit like pricing and greedy microtransactions added to it but looking at the Steam numbers it's fucking hilarious:
https://steamcharts.com/app/838380#All
https://steamcharts.com/app/958260#All
>Actual mainline series has an all time peak of 2,095 and only 391 people still playing in the past 24 hours
>Random titty game released for free in Asia only with no marketing has an all time peak of 7,140 and has 2,977 people still playing in the past 24 hours.
DOA6 is a joke, 2095 for an all time peak is pathetic, here is a list of all time peaks for recent fighting games on steam:
Street Fighter V: 13,807
Tekken 7: 18,766
Dragonball FighterZ: 44,234
Soul Calibur 6: 14,486
Mortal Kombat X: 13,649
BlazBlue Central Fiction: 1,031
Guilty Gear Xrd Sign: 1,954
It got fucking Guilty Gear numbers, it's in weebshit fighter territory.
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Must be true. Even Melty Blood had 2,015.
I guess people still remember the $1,000+ DLC extravaganza of DOA 5. Especially since DOA 6 is doing the exact same shit.
I guess people still remember the $1,000+ DLC extravaganza of DOA 5. Especially since DOA 6 is doing the exact same shit.
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Things haven't been the same since Oatmeal Face left.
Can somebody explain this stigma against "anime fighters" in the FGC? Do the autistic baboons that play fighting games not know that literally everything from Japan is weebshit? Don't bring up Mortal Kombat because anybody who plays MK is even more retarded.
Can somebody explain this stigma against "anime fighters" in the FGC? Do the autistic baboons that play fighting games not know that literally everything from Japan is weebshit? Don't bring up Mortal Kombat because anybody who plays MK is even more retarded.
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The anime fitan gaems never were part of the whole FGC community and mostly held their own tournaments. It's basically: No thread on SRK, nip game but not Smash either? -> Anime fitan weebshit.Guest wrote: ↑Sat Apr 27, 2019 2:18 pmCan somebody explain this stigma against "anime fighters" in the FGC? Do the autistic baboons that play fighting games not know that literally everything from Japan is weebshit?
It's highly arbitrary, though. Guilty Gear is starting to become kosher to them while Skull Girls always was.
The absolute thruth is that it's just about money and that's it. Can't transfer your MK, Mahvel or Soy Fighter skills to the game? It's haram and has to fuck off. They don't want those games to end up at EVO and such because they would get BTFO and have no chance to get that price pool money.
They also can't be paid shills like they can be for Capcum.
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Under-Night is a real glitch in the matrix, and the crossover nature of Cross Tag Battle might open the flood gates.
When MK falls, Arcana Heart will be ready.
When MK falls, Arcana Heart will be ready.
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>not Pretty Fighter
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Didn't mention it because it's not on Steam. Though few games are more deserving of an HD port.
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A game doesn't have to be on Steam to take MK's place.
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I can talk about weeb fightan until the cows come home, but let's look at a woke game instead:
Wokenstein is already well known as a Get Woke franchise. The first one, New Order, had a fairly ok story. I still think it's shit as a game, but it wasn't WOKE.
Wokenstein 2 the new cucklossus was super fucking woke. I'll list a few things:
-jews everywhere
-fat nazi chick is actually not that bad, imblying fat people are nice even if they're nazis
-main female character is preggers for the entire game, muh stronk wombyn can fight even while pregnant
-black people everywhere
-BJ enlists the nazi-fighting help of a bunch of counterculture SJWs and the black power movement
-story was prioritized over gameplay
-BJ was beaten as a child and called a faggot IIRC
The new game looks even worse:
-BJ nowhere to be seen, now we get these short-hair bitches who look like lesbian college protestors
-they swear constantly and have terrible dialogue
-Again, BJ nowhere to be seen in a wolfenstein game
-since this one is in america again, expect even more black people, jewish people and SJWs
-Twins are treated like, and act like, BLM thugs to further hammer the point home that you should always kill nazis especially in the CURRENT YEAR++++
Wokenstein is already well known as a Get Woke franchise. The first one, New Order, had a fairly ok story. I still think it's shit as a game, but it wasn't WOKE.
Wokenstein 2 the new cucklossus was super fucking woke. I'll list a few things:
-jews everywhere
-fat nazi chick is actually not that bad, imblying fat people are nice even if they're nazis
-main female character is preggers for the entire game, muh stronk wombyn can fight even while pregnant
-black people everywhere
-BJ enlists the nazi-fighting help of a bunch of counterculture SJWs and the black power movement
-story was prioritized over gameplay
-BJ was beaten as a child and called a faggot IIRC
The new game looks even worse:
-BJ nowhere to be seen, now we get these short-hair bitches who look like lesbian college protestors
-they swear constantly and have terrible dialogue
-Again, BJ nowhere to be seen in a wolfenstein game
-since this one is in america again, expect even more black people, jewish people and SJWs
-Twins are treated like, and act like, BLM thugs to further hammer the point home that you should always kill nazis especially in the CURRENT YEAR++++
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Hopefully that Jap cuck is getting roasted on social media for pandering to Antifa.
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