Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Talk about the life consuming, celibacy inducing hobby that is all the rage these days.
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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Dec 07, 2021 4:40 pm

I heard this worked wonders for the new Star Wars trilogy, which revealed both Palpatine's broadcast and the mysterious secret behind C3-PO's red arm in some game. I think one of the new Star Wars Battlegrounds?

This really just exists to make your loyal fans feel ultra smug compared to the dumb normies who only know the movies.
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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by Guest » Tue Dec 07, 2021 5:00 pm

New stars wars EU material reveals the shocking never before seen truth that star wars fans are gay.
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Tue Dec 07, 2021 4:40 pm
I heard this worked wonders for the new Star Wars trilogy, which revealed both Palpatine's broadcast and the mysterious secret behind C3-PO's red arm in some game. I think one of the new Star Wars Battlegrounds?
I think it was fucking Fortnight.

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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Dec 07, 2021 5:51 pm

Yup, Fortnite, of all games. A SW game would've made too much sense.
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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by Guest » Tue Dec 07, 2021 6:38 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Tue Dec 07, 2021 5:51 pm
Yup, Fortnite, of all games. A SW game would've made too much sense.
Given Corporate greed I'd say Fortnite makes too much sense for Star Whores

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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Dec 07, 2021 7:52 pm

Does it? The target audience* of Fortnite cares about clone troopers, not Pissney Soy Wars.


*excluding the adult players, who are paedophiles
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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by Guest » Tue Dec 07, 2021 8:02 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Tue Dec 07, 2021 7:52 pm
Does it? The target audience* of Fortnite cares about clone troopers, not Pissney Soy Wars.


*excluding the adult players, who are paedophiles
Soy Whores Pedos Make up more of the audience then you'd think

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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Dec 09, 2021 11:24 am

"Why doesn't my character fall on the ground and cry out in pain when he gets shot? This game is so unrealistic."
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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by Guest » Thu Dec 09, 2021 8:22 pm

Everybody loved Spoony yet things like those screens is all the fucker ever did.

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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by Guest » Thu Dec 09, 2021 10:37 pm

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Tue Dec 07, 2021 4:32 pm

Went and Checked the jewtube comments because I hate myself
>muh Unreal Engine
>Muh Experience
>muh Keanu Reeves

Fucking Nobody learns the lesson form not only the Pervious Matrix Franchise (Because the Wachowski Troons thought it would be great Idea to have Key Plot Points Explained in some shitty ps2 game that somehow fucked up the bullet time even though Max Payne had already laid out the blueprints for it) But Form Cybercuck 1488 as well.
I'm surprised anyone is excited for the new Matrix movie. I was always under the impression that the two sequels were so bad that they practically aborted the franchise. It doesn't help that the Wachowskis have trooned out since then.

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