Vampire: The Masquerade 2 Goes Woke

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Re: Vampire: The Masquerade 2 Goes Woke

Post by Guest » Wed Apr 03, 2019 4:12 am

Old Black Man wrote:
Wed Apr 03, 2019 3:10 am
Legacy of Kain is the only good vampire video game series and it’s a convoluted mess.
Wasn't that franchise written by a woman? Figures.

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Re: Vampire: The Masquerade 2 Goes Woke

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Apr 03, 2019 1:29 pm

What is it with women and vampires? Why do they want to get raped and killed so badly?
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Re: Vampire: The Masquerade 2 Goes Woke

Post by Le Redditeur » Wed Apr 03, 2019 3:20 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
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What is it with women and vampires? Why do they want to get raped and killed so badly?
That's easy. Notice how the traditional vampire (with the exception of Nosferatu) is basically Chad + riches + immortality (so she will never ever have to grow old!). Basically it's everything they want from a man.

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Re: Vampire: The Masquerade 2 Goes Woke

Post by Guest » Wed Apr 03, 2019 4:02 pm

Vampires are also smelly NEETs that don't go outside.

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Re: Vampire: The Masquerade 2 Goes Woke

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Apr 03, 2019 4:10 pm

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Vampires are also smelly NEETs that don't go outside.
At night they do. By day they are busy being edgelords, sleeping in coffins.
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Post by Le Redditeur » Wed Apr 03, 2019 5:04 pm

Women do love edgelords, too.

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Re: Vampire: The Masquerade 2 Goes Woke

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Apr 04, 2019 4:06 pm

They love a man who's dork and mysterious.
Old Black Man wrote:
Wed Apr 03, 2019 3:10 am
Legacy of Kain is the only good vampire video game series and it’s a convoluted mess. Vae Victis!
Time travel in that franchise turned out to be a bit of a mistake, especially starting with Soul Reaver 2 when everyone started doing it all the time.
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Re: Vampire: The Masquerade 2 Goes Woke

Post by Guest » Thu Apr 04, 2019 7:01 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 4:06 pm
They love a man who's dork and mysterious.
Old Black Man wrote:
Wed Apr 03, 2019 3:10 am
Legacy of Kain is the only good vampire video game series and it’s a convoluted mess. Vae Victis!
Time travel in that franchise turned out to be a bit of a mistake, especially starting with Soul Reaver 2 when everyone started doing it all the time.
Sounds like a precursor to Kingdom Hearts, tbh.

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Re: Vampire: The Masquerade 2 Goes Woke

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Apr 04, 2019 7:26 pm

What else is a post-apocalyptic vampire mutant, if not a Heartless?

Wait a sec...

Elder God = Disney
Pillars of Nosgoth = Western entertainment industry
Nosgoth = Western civilization

Fuck.
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Re: Vampire: The Masquerade 2 Goes Woke

Post by Old Black Man » Fri Apr 05, 2019 1:32 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 7:26 pm
What else is a post-apocalyptic vampire mutant, if not a Heartless?

Wait a sec...

Elder God = Disney
Pillars of Nosgoth = Western entertainment industry
Nosgoth = Western civilization

Fuck.
Right? :lol:

Yeah shit got messy after SR2. I love Blood Omen and the desolate future they presented in Soul Reaver, something about the already monstrous (as they should be) vampires devolving into horrible abominations and each clan having their own traits really spoke with me. Shame the only thing we’ve gotten out of the series has been a shitty MOBA game.
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