Blizzcon lol

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jun 27, 2022 8:28 pm

You can't win against the Eastern competition. For they have waifus.
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Yeah, Diablo Immoral was an unbridled success. They don't care if it ruins their brand more than it already is. Blizzard is cashing in all the chips for short-term gains. They'll find some old IP to milk the nostalgia paypigs with when the mobage money runs dry.
I bet you could make a "great" pay-to-win out of Lost Vikings.
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Re: Blizzcon lol

Post by rabidtictac » Tue Jun 28, 2022 3:38 am

Nah, but WoW pay2win on mobile would sell.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Jun 28, 2022 5:45 am

Regular WoW is P2W WoW already.
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Post by Newhalf » Tue Jun 28, 2022 7:21 am

Lost Vikings Mobile

Start with 1 Star "Common" Erik who can sprint but not jump. Can't beat the stage? Buy starter pack for a rare 2 star Olaf! Only 4.99!

Oh, looks like Olaf can't jump either. Better hit the gachapon.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Jun 28, 2022 4:53 pm

Funny thing is, I checked out the Jewgle Gaystore and took a peek into the action RPG section. I fully expected D:I to be recommended. It's not. I haven't seen it at all.

I could search for it, but I didn't want to do that and just see at what position it comes up. I stopped when I saw that Titan Quest is on mobile. OG Titan Quest with all DLCs, a straight up port without added microtransactions.
Now, why the fuck would I ever want a paypig milker when I could just play Titan Quest?
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Post by rabidtictac » Tue Jun 28, 2022 7:15 pm

Titan Quest is on consoles too. Basically, if you have any device that is capable of running a video game, you can load up a better ARPG than Diablo Immoral.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Jun 28, 2022 9:33 pm

Oh, I know it's on console. I just wasn't aware of a good ARPG on mobile specifically. Well, there's one and likely more.
But honestly, who needs more? For the few minutes you'd actually play a game on your phone, TQ alone probably has you covered for your entire life.
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Post by Musical Space Cowboy » Wed Jun 29, 2022 12:45 am

I can see Jizzard making a pay2win version of Rock & Roll Racing, if the PRC-loving bastards aren't already working on it.

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Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Jun 29, 2022 1:42 am

They would hire a chink dev and slap the skin on an existing mobile game, then spend four years to seek out the most exploitable monetizing method possible.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Jun 29, 2022 5:30 am

The thing Rock & Roll Racing has always been missing was gas you have to pay for with real cash.
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