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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Feb 15, 2023 6:43 am

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It's the same Diablo 2, the same obsolete controls, with a shitty HD skin - which looks like something made by a team of faggots on Nexus Mods, especially when it comes to the equipment - superimposed over it.
TBF they've never really pretended like this was going to be anything other than a shittier version of the Nintendo DS remake of Final Fantasy 3 (which basically just used the original ROM with a different graphical frontend).

They even bragged about this, with retarded takes like how everything in the game still behaves like the glorious original, right down to the drop chances. It's, like, so authentic.
Oh, and the hopelessly outdated netcode :roll:
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Post by Le Redditeur » Wed Feb 15, 2023 4:44 pm

No wonder PoE still maintained a decent player base on release of its 3.20 patch in November. Chris Wilson is once again saved by the nick of his bald head due to the direct competition's incompetence.

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Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Feb 15, 2023 11:12 pm

The fucker even bragged about Blizzard releases making his life easy in terms of marketing. They just have to exist as a viable option and make more bank that any add could pull in.
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Post by rabidtictac » Fri Feb 17, 2023 5:46 am

Blizzard and Bugthesda both make other developers look good by comparison. Y'all heard about that $70 Skyrim on switch right? : D
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Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Feb 17, 2023 2:41 pm

Yeah that's just indecent.
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Post by rabidtictac » Fri Feb 17, 2023 4:55 pm

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$50 for the vanilla game, with all the same bugs that were never patched. 11 year old bugs and random "skyrim" shit that bugthesda never bothered to fix, like how dragons will depopulate all your cities (given long enough playtime,) companions will inevitably get stuck on geometry permanently, npcs die to vampires before you can recognize a vampire attack starting etc etc. All that shit that was never fixed from base Skyrim and never will be fixed officially because Bugthesda will never admit to fucking up.

And then you pay an additional $20 for some shitty add-on content, which is just a graphical update (which makes the game performance worse on switch.) Oh and they throw in a few mods. Y'know, mods. That thing that isn't in the Switch version at all except for the few curated, fan-made mods which Bugthesda decided to *sell* as an Anniversary Edition. Content they didn't make but are happy to make money from.

Oh and yeah, the obvious other issue, which is that you're paying a premium price for a $5 steam sale game that performs like dogshit on switch and looks like a blurry mess. Enjoy those 480p textures, jaggies and awful framerate. Even on other consoles Skyrim doesn't cost 70-fucking-dollars.

The final nail in the coffin is it's vanilla fucking Skyrim. So the gameplay is shit. Draugr fetchquests for 300 hours. No stats. Basically no character builds. It's fallout 4 with WORSE gameplay. Hell, the fucking companion system in Skyrim is barely a step up from Oblivion!
I guess Bugthesda are going to keep reissuing the same slop if goys are going to keep buying it.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Feb 17, 2023 4:58 pm

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Y'all heard about that $70 Skyrim on switch right? : D
BuT yOu CaN pLaY iT oN tHe Go.
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Post by Gendo's Ocular Dickhole » Fri Feb 17, 2023 5:26 pm

Lord knows how Starfield (AKA Bethesda's answer to Star Shitizen / No Man's Lie) will turn out.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Feb 17, 2023 5:41 pm

They will probably just keep reusing the same broken engine from Fallout and slap even more broken shit on it, so it probably just works.

Also I hope the game will feature a soundtrack by the Cucknadian Christian rock band of the same name.
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Re: Blizzcon lol

Post by rabidtictac » Sat Feb 18, 2023 2:28 am

Starfield is going to be a total conversion mod for fallout 4. If you remember that Outer Worlds game, make it even more shit and that'll be starfield.

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