Blizzcon lol

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Post by RAPEMAN » Fri Jun 16, 2023 7:36 pm

Abandoning physical media was a mistake.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Jun 17, 2023 2:25 am

Wouldn't have done anything in that instance. The shop cancer wasn't day one patch but what it shipped with.
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Post by Dehbashi » Fri Jun 30, 2023 7:19 pm

rabidtictac wrote:
Fri Jun 16, 2023 5:03 am
It's always optional until it's not. I can't remember which game it was that added pay-to-win AFTER all the reviews had come out praising the game. They patched that shit into their game post-launch. Might have been Shadow of Mordor.
I remember Activision doing the same with the Crash Team Racing remake as well

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Post by Gendo's Ocular Dickhole » Wed Jul 12, 2023 4:16 pm

Welp, ActiBlizz is now part of Micropenis, as expected. The (((FTC's))) court blunder was hilarious. Kotick will be $3B+ richer once he departs, and the status quo of LGBTQ+ fuckery will remain unchanged.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Jul 12, 2023 4:18 pm

Speaking of ActiBlizz bullshit, the long-awaited PvE mode for Overcucked 2 is apparently coming after all.
Except it's co-op only.
And you have to shill out money to keep the maps or something. It certainly ain't free.
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Re: Blizzcon lol

Post by Dehbashi » Wed Jul 12, 2023 5:07 pm

Gendo's Ocular Dickhole wrote:
Wed Jul 12, 2023 4:16 pm
Welp, ActiBlizz is now part of Micropenis, as expected. The (((FTC's))) court blunder was hilarious. Kotick will be $3B+ richer once he departs, and the status quo of LGBTQ+ fuckery will remain unchanged.
My understanding on how retarded the FTC was here is in their arguments. They were parroting Sony talking points the whole time and not why it may be bad for the consumer. That's why the judge thought they were retarded with her pointing out Nintendo exists and Microsoft made a deal with Nintendo to bring Call of Duty to their systems for the next 10 years so there wasn't true exclusivity to Microsoft products

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Post by Le Redditeur » Wed Jul 12, 2023 7:24 pm

Blizzdrones are somehow ecstatic about these news, as if Blizzard would stop being shit under Microsoft's thumb.

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Re: Blizzcon lol

Post by Dehbashi » Wed Jul 12, 2023 7:40 pm

Because muh harassment. They don't give a shit to improve the quality of their products

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Re: Blizzcon lol

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Jul 12, 2023 8:12 pm

Le Redditeur wrote:
Wed Jul 12, 2023 7:24 pm
Blizzdrones are somehow ecstatic about these news, as if Blizzard would stop being shit under Microsoft's thumb.
Master Chief in Overcucked.
Master Chief in Diablo IV.
Master Chief in Hearthstone.
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