Dead Horse Interchange

I remember me and my friend almost maxed out everyone on DW3, but Gan Ning will always be my husbando.

I haven't found "muh main" in any mainstream warriors game. I like Rei, Souther and Shin pretty equally in Ken's Rage. I haven't played that much samurai warriors. "Muh main" in warriors orochi 3 was Ryu Hayabusa, who isn't even a musou character. I play 6-10 characters pretty regularly in pirate warriors 3, although I suppose Eneru is my favorite. Never played enough dynasty warriors to have a clear favorite, beyond liking glove/fist weapons in every musou game.

Wei: Xiahou Dun, Zhang Liao, Sima Yi
Wu: Zhou Tai, Lu Meng
Shu: Ma Chao, Wei Yan
Jin: Jia Chong
Others: Zhang Jiao

Pirates: Sanji, Whitebeard, Tashigi

Haven't played enough Samurai stuff to have any kind of main.

(I think I've played too much DW.)

There's like no waifus in that list, I'm ashamed of you.

*whispers* Sun Shangxiang and Guan Yinping...

The best musou waifu is Mamiya from Fist of the North Star.

https://youtu.be/v1MPjks4Jeg?t=241

I was just thinking how we need a JoJo mosou game. I guess other people had the idea too, and got the response "jojo doesn't have cannon fodder enemies."

But I disagree. I think just make part 1 and 2 the subject of the game and make the fodder enemies zombies. That way, they can explode in piles of green guts or disintegrate with the Hamon and still maybe not make an M rating depending how TK design it.

Another complaint was "jojo guys can't fight crowds" which is stupid. If Wan Piss and FotNS can do it, JoJo can too.

So, playable characters:

Jonathon Joestar
Speedwagon (YES)
Baron Zeppeli
Dio Brando
Straights (before and after becoming a vamp)

Joseph Joestar
Caesar Zeppeli
Lisa Lisa (you wanna talk about waifus)
Stroheim (robot)
Santana
WHAM
ACDC
KARS
Then they could add some guest characters that aren't in those parts, like DIO, Jotaro Kujo and maybe some secret dude that coincides with Part 5 of the story being finally localized. TK love to push out games on time with localizations or hype. Obviously they would change all the names, but I expect that by now. I mean, when it comes to non-canon shit, TK gave Shanks an entire moveset in pirate warriors 3. So fuck.

They could pretty easily use the system from pirate warriors 3. Just make it so rage mode/kizuna activates the special skill, like Kars light blade or ACDC's overheated blood. Or map that to R1.

I feel like even that smallish roster would be totally fine if the characters had depth and the story/modes were meaty. Musou seems like a good fit for Jojo's relentless action. I'm really not a fan at all of the last couple of JoJo games that came out. Eyes of Heaven looks like total shovelware and the 2d fightan game with 3d models runs at sub-30 FPS and has no depth.

I can see Wan Piss Warriors being a good template. It handles shounen nonsense action quite well.

And the only ones who should make a JoJo fighting game are either ArcSys or the Arcana Heart blokes.

You guys ready for a huge round of laughs?



170 characters BITCH! And with more mahou shoujo crap for everyone :



Not to mention, Zeus gotta be the final villain since he's Kratos sloppy seconds now :

170 characters vs blaz blue tag battle 40. GG

I checked the blaz blue tag battle roster today and NONE of my mains are in the game. Fuck my life and fuck that game.

No Bang
No Tsubaki
No Valkenhayn
No Terumi
No Celica

It isn't even like I only play 1 character, motherfucker! And no Akihiko either so RIP me.