Dynasty Warriors games

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Re: Dynasty Warriors games

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Apr 27, 2021 9:51 pm

They should make him female. Then she can be voiced by Goggles.

And would they complain as much if he was voiced by a pure-blooded Japanese person? 'Cause that's what's going on with most black people in animu and videu.
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Re: Dynasty Warriors games

Post by ban » Tue Apr 27, 2021 9:56 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Tue Apr 27, 2021 9:51 pm
They should make him female. Then she can be voiced by Goggles.
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Tue Apr 27, 2021 9:51 pm
And would they complain as much if he was voiced by a pure-blooded Japanese person? 'Cause that's what's going on with most black people in animu and videu.
Aparently they got some afroamerican-japanese dude to play Yasuke for the nigflix series and they are asshurt that Koei didn't use him...go figure.
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Re: Dynasty Warriors games

Post by Jiangshi » Wed Apr 28, 2021 9:45 am

They already did that before when they genderswapped Xuanzang because the japanese, as usual, just ruin everything.

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Apr 28, 2021 9:47 am

"Ruin"?
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Re: Dynasty Warriors games

Post by Jiangshi » Wed Apr 28, 2021 10:18 am

The funny thing is that they even half-assed that. If you're gonna turn the twink monk who can torture Wukong into a chick just to push your weird female supremacy agenda, at least turn her into a full-on dominatrix with big boobs instead of what looks like a Manson girl. Particularly bizarre because Koei-Tecmo are usually able to get better results with their waifus.

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Re: Dynasty Warriors games

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Apr 28, 2021 10:33 am

Oh, you don't need to tell me that.
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Re: Dynasty Warriors games

Post by rabidtictac » Thu Apr 29, 2021 10:48 pm

Jiangshi wrote:
Wed Apr 28, 2021 9:45 am
They already did that before when they genderswapped Xuanzang because the japanese, as usual, just ruin everything.
Most of the female characters in Dynasty Warriors are ahistorical or based off a throwaway line from the novel about some famous general having a daughter. Lu Bu's daughter is a good example but not the only one. Her only role in the novel was to be used as a political tool by Lu Bu and Yuan Shu. The highlight of her story involvement was when Lu Bu strapped her to his back so that he could ride out of a city under siege and send her to Yuan Shu to be married off. The plan didn't work and they returned to the city, the end.

Xiao Chiao and Da Chiao don't even have fucking names btw. I think those translate to "elder sister" and "younger sister" or some shit. Needless to say, they didn't fight. None of the women in three kingdoms fought.

The female character with the biggest role in three kingdoms is probably Madam Sun/Matriarch Sun, who isn't in Dynasty Warriors at all because she's an old lady and TK just want young tittays in their games. :lol:
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Re: Dynasty Warriors games

Post by Guest » Thu Apr 29, 2021 11:06 pm

Based Chinks knew that women are useless.

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