Nintentard's thread

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

You know how the Switch comes with some gamepad-thingie where you can slot in your joycons so you can actually hold them in a halfway ergonomic way? The one I ended up with isn't properly aligned so the edges of the pad and one of the joycons doesn't close neatly.

[Kugelfisch]

I think I've used that thing once. It's garbage.

[Guest]

FIX YOUR BORKEN DYSFUNCTIONAL MACHINE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! That joycon shit is Fucking Unacceptable!

They don't need to fix anything when soysoomers keep giving them money.

[Guest]

The same Brain dead faggots who go as far to defend, and Deny they're blatant Plagiarism of Ideas.

"Whasu dat Gaijin? You made a passion project remaking Metroid 2 in the same vain as Zero Mission, while we made a shitty soccer League Knock-off that was forgotten as soon it was announced?" (All During the series 30th anniversary no less)

Quite embarrassing that someone else mange to make a actual fucking game, for free, especially since the game before in the series was Train wreak that was mother M!

"Shutu dat Shitzu Down-a!! Make Interior Mediocre remake that we totally and Conveniently had in development at the exact same time this other fan-game that had been in the making for ten years."

Same With Mario Battle Royal

When I Frist heard the folks at Argonaut Games Claimed that Nintendo Stole the Yoshi Prototype for Super Mario 64 I was obviously Skeptical at first (Wondering if they were trying to be petty and take credit for a game as influential as such) But Given the Examples I've just stated, And how little they think of any one who's not them, Let's just say I Believe them.

[Moe Bitches]

It's hard to come back after Other M. There's also the SM64 modder Kaze, the guy who makes a shit ton of hacks:

And one of these days, he's gonna get the hammer.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

And after the hamer, Nintendo will announce Mario Maker 3D World.

[Kugelfisch]

It's hard to come back after Other M.

It really isn't. Just make a proper 2D Metroid or another Prime. Done. Everyone will be all too happy to forget about Other M forever.

Nintendo's problem is Shiggy the Spaz insisting on shitty gimmick, which is why we won't get a good F-Zeroever again. God forbid they just made a fast racing game without some shitty spin.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They should turn it into a Labo game where the cardboard steering wheel is attached to your dick.

[Kugelfisch]

That would still be better than what M$ did to Steel Battalion.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Imagine if they tried another entry using VR technology. Is VR even a thing anymore?