I absolutely agree. Banjo Kazooie still holds up pretty good after 19 years.Guest wrote: ↑Thu Oct 19, 2017 4:55 pmSoo, Mario Odyssey looks good...
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I'm glad rare replay came out because that conker price was ridiculous
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I'm kinda excited for the announcement of the Switch main series Pokemon-game that will come out in 2 years.
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I want fire emblem warriors because I'm a sperg when it comes to warrior games, I'm just trying to fish ebay for a cheaper copy.
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How does it fare against Zelda Warriors?
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I hear its very similar but I never got to play it because I'm not spending $200 on a wii u.
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Of course it's similar. It's a Warriors game. But every now and then you get something like Pirate Warriors which feels a bit fresher than the rest.
And it's also on the DS, so the only thing stopping me from checking it out is my collection of better games.
And it's also on the DS, so the only thing stopping me from checking it out is my collection of better games.
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It's rather fitting that Wolfenstein 2 is coming out on Switch. The buzz around the game has devolved into an antifa reddit we wuz kangs fanfic simulator that will alienate normies at large. Nintendo's fanbase consists solely of spoony tier tumblr manchild schizophrenics who never leave the house. They deserve one another.
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How do you fuck up the marketing for a game where you shoot nazis?
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Well, you gotta work for it. And boy did Bethesda and Petey-H work hard for that. Here's the rundown :
Tl;dr : Make a based game about a lone man killing mecha Hitler and his clone Hitlers into Antifa's wet dream with current year polidicks.
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see you space cowboy wrote: ↑Fri Oct 27, 2017 6:56 pmOne thing's for sure. I'm not playing Sheepenstein II : The New Cucklossus Part 2 : Black Boogaloo
That shit's a barrel of laughs all around and while it shits on good old id Wolfie's legacy, this shit is just so shit it's unimaginable :
https://archive.fo/sw3Hn
This is what constitutes as "LE EBIN NATZI ARMY" :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TiK-jcb3bI
WTF? And don't forget that B.J. is useless in cutscenes because of course, why would he mow down enemies like in normal gameplay, can't have that. Instead we get a...scene...about some pregnant whore saving him and being...I dunno, is it supposed to be sexy?
https://sendvid.com/7am7waq2
WHAT?!
On top of being pathetically short, 6 hours length with 4 of them being "le ebic cuckscenes of >>MUH STORY ABOUT DRUMPFNATZIS GETTING PUNCHED BY STRENK INDEPANDANT BLACK WOMBXYNZ"
https://i.imgur.com/qJz6ZlQ.png
Is this shit real life? Oh by the way? B.J. likes niggers because story, his dad is le ultra redneck KKK-Super Nazi that sold and killed his mother because she was (((polish))) and he h8 dem joos, while he has his head cut off and then being grafted on a new superior body via ancient advanced jewish super magitechnology.
And the game's tanking due to horrible optimization and shit compression on steam. Meanwhile, Mario just curbstomps that shit on a console that's shit, yet more people are buying it and shit on Cuckenstein.
Tl;dr : R.I.P. Wolfenstein, you were too beautiful for this pozzed world and your corpse didn't deserve this assrape.
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