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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by mad bum » Thu Feb 17, 2022 4:06 am

rabidtictac wrote:
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but to play them portably on a handheld is what will go away.
By the time it happens the steam deck will be hackable and the best portable way to play emulators.
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Post by Guest » Thu Feb 17, 2022 2:59 pm

mad bum wrote:
Thu Feb 17, 2022 4:06 am
By the time it happens the steam deck will be hackable and the best portable way to play emulators.
So installing windows is hacking now? Are plebbitors really that retarded?
Just dump windows 10 on that shit and there you go, done.

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Post by Guest » Thu Feb 17, 2022 3:00 pm

mad bum wrote:
Thu Feb 17, 2022 4:06 am
By the time it happens the steam deck will be hackable and the best portable way to play emulators.
So installing windows is hacking now? Are plebbitors really that retarded?
Just dump windows 10 on that shit and you're done.

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Guest » Thu Feb 17, 2022 3:37 pm

mad bum wrote:
Thu Feb 17, 2022 4:06 am
By the time it happens the steam deck will be hackable and the best portable way to play emulators.
Nigga, you can already emulate older console/handheld games on something as little as a cheap android phone. You don't necessarily need the latest hardware for that shit.

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Moe Bitches » Thu Feb 17, 2022 4:10 pm

Yeah, you can just get RetroArch.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Feb 17, 2022 4:30 pm

Probably the most complicated step is ordering some gamepad attachments for your smartphone so you can actually have controls worth a damn.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Moe Bitches » Thu Feb 17, 2022 5:05 pm

I don't think you'll have to go that far. Just order some wireless Bluetooth controller.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Le Redditeur » Thu Feb 17, 2022 5:52 pm

Moe Bitches wrote:
Thu Feb 17, 2022 5:05 pm
I don't think you'll have to go that far. Just order some wireless Bluetooth controller.
But then how do you hold your phone for playing?

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Post by Guest » Thu Feb 17, 2022 6:29 pm

Moe Bitches wrote:
Thu Feb 17, 2022 5:05 pm
I don't think you'll have to go that far. Just order some wireless Bluetooth controller.
There's also the Razer Kishi, but I don't know how reliable it is.

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Guest » Thu Feb 17, 2022 7:45 pm

rabidtictac wrote:
Thu Feb 17, 2022 2:08 am
Yeah those hard copies of 3ds rpgs and first-party titles are gonna be worth even more once the digital versions go away. Rev up your disc scratchers!

The real shame will be all the games that disappear for good with the removal of the service. '92 Recca, Mario Golf GBC, Mario Tennis GBC, Xtreme Sports, Wario Land 1-3, Legend of the River King, streets of rage 1 and 2 M2 ports, Super Hang On, Mighty Final Fight etc. Of course, emulation can still play everything, but to play them portably on a handheld is what will go away. A lot of the most famous games will get brought over to the nintendies online rental service, but the more obscure stuff will vanish. Just like how, when the PS3 PSN closes down, you will have lost the only way to legally purchase and play Soldier Blade and Super Star Soldier. Along with Arc the Lad II, Suikoden I and II, Xenogears and all the other shit.
>Fagtac doesn't know what jailbreaking is
First the "what was teh first gudd vyida" thread now this.

But in all seriousness that's excatly what nintendo is betting on! It's why they hate unofficial emulators so much! Those damn things rob them of their precious Shekels. If the og copys of a games are impossible the buy then they'll have no choice but to use our shitty anti-consumer services!

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