Nintentard's thread

Talk about the life consuming, celibacy inducing hobby that is all the rage these days.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Moe Bitches » Sun Jan 09, 2022 9:51 pm

Not to mention Project Spark which has gone places and the energetic Conker demo that came with it iirc.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Jan 10, 2022 7:44 pm

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Money well spent.
And it seems you're all forgetting the smash hits that were Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts and Conker: Live & Reloaded :roll:
I didn't forget them. As I said, they didn't use the IPs for too long and only when all the talent or even halfway competent people had already left.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by mad bum » Tue Jan 11, 2022 3:38 am

The thing is by the time it gets released autists have already created torrents and other pirate links, so even if it's gone the next day it's still easily accessible.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

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Kugelfisch wrote:
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I didn't forget them. As I said, they didn't use the IPs for too long and only when all the talent or even halfway competent people had already left.
Actually a lot of the key people who worked on the N64 games worked on Live & Reloaded and Nuts & Bolts.

The problem is Rare wasn't shit without Nintendo. It's Nintendo that guided them, steered them towards making some of their best products. Microshit, on the other hand, didn't know anything about video games or how to develop them (still don't) and basically just bought their way into the industry. So initially they let the Rare people have a free hand and, when the games Rare made didn't do gangbusters, they started micromanaging them.

Live & Reloaded is good example of how stupid Microsoft is. The director, Chris Seavor, talked about how he wanted to do the sequel to Conker's Bad Fur Day, which they had tentatively titled Conker's Other Bad Day. Microsoft told them to do a remake instead. Now, the point of Conker's Bad Fur Day is that it's like South Park. They're cute cartoon animals but they say some of the most foul mouthed things you've ever heard. So what do Microsoft do, in their infinite wisdom? They tell Rare to censor all the swearing. See Microsoft bought Rare to compete with Nintendo, and the characters are cute cartoon animals. Kids aren't going to buy a game with cute cartoon animals swearing and parents certainly aren't going to buy it for them

So the end result was a remake which was already shitty and unnecessary but was now even more censored than the original, even though the remake was on Xbox with plenty of mature games where the characters say and do worse, and the original was on fucking Nintendo with Mario, Link and the Pokemon

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Jan 11, 2022 5:17 pm

At least they had a stupid reason other than political correctness :lol:
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Guest » Tue Jan 11, 2022 8:27 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
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At least they had a stupid reason other than political correctness :lol:
But it is political correctness. Think of muh children is basically where this shit started.

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Guest » Tue Feb 01, 2022 5:51 pm

I really wish Nintendo would add discord to the switch.

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Feb 01, 2022 7:52 pm

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I really wish Nintendo would add discord to the switch.
I don't think the Switch needs a CP trading software.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Moe Bitches » Tue Feb 01, 2022 8:08 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Tue Feb 01, 2022 7:52 pm
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Tue Feb 01, 2022 5:51 pm
I really wish Nintendo would add discord to the switch.
I don't think the Switch needs a CP trading software.
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