Nintentard's thread

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Guest » Wed Sep 29, 2021 10:08 pm

Nintendrones always reminds me of this whiny faggot in particular:

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Let's take a moment the laugh at the fact that this guy flew all the way to a convention in china, not to enjoy himself and try out some upcoming new games, not to hangout with friends or family, not even for some of the tourism, No!-He Went all the way there just so he can trow a fucking tamper tantrum in front of everyone!

They ironically think Zelda invented the open world/survival trash thats infected everything by now! :lol:

Because daddy Nintendo (the biggest megacorperation in all of japan) really needed have someone fend for them. :roll:
(If there was anything to be mad about it's that it was another cynical attempt form the ChinCom/Tencent To slip in as many fingers in as many holes in the pie!-Because thats exactly what Geshien Impact was form the start!)

Theres a reason why when people think of soyboys, they think stereotypically of a fat ugly Man-whale, mouth wide open, holding a switch!

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Sep 29, 2021 11:37 pm

Is there video of the guy?
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Guest » Thu Sep 30, 2021 12:28 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Wed Sep 29, 2021 11:37 pm
Is there video of the guy?
I Can Only Find Censored Pics of him, Though not for the lack of trying. Sorry.

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Sep 30, 2021 1:27 am

That's a shame. Odd that nobody filmed his fit.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Guest » Thu Sep 30, 2021 2:30 am

Went all the way to China to flip the bird at a console that dosen't even have games.
Remidns me of Zac Berkey who would stalk and flip the bird at children alone at Disneyland. Hope he ends the same way.

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Sep 30, 2021 5:26 am

At least Genshin Impact has better waifu. Zelda has been shit-tier since at least Skyward Sword.
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That's a shame. Odd that nobody filmed his fit.
Odd that the cops didn't beat up this violent capitalist pig.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Guest » Fri Oct 01, 2021 8:34 am

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Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:49 pm
Funny enough there use to be a phrase called
Nintendium practically about how nintedo was alwasy known to have their consoles be incredibly durible!
compare all that with the switch
Used to be that I'd shove a wiimote up my ass and it would break me. Now I shove two joycons up my ass and I break them.

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Oct 01, 2021 12:01 pm

They don't make 'em like they used to.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Guest » Fri Oct 01, 2021 9:30 pm

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Mon Sep 27, 2021 9:57 pm
All three of those games are better played on an emulator. Maaaaaybe with the exception of Galaxy, in which case just pick up a Wii. What do those cost these days? 30 bucks or so?
Not to mention the Wii is an Emulation beast (not to mention the easiest console to softmod ever) and can play nearly every Nintendo game up to that point

Got Mine for a cheap $30 dollors total, Jailbroke it And Had a hell of time with it without paying overprice for it all because of the Scaredemic

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Oct 01, 2021 10:10 pm

I see I was spot on. They made so fucking many of them that you can buy them by the pound.
I also bet that most morons that bought the badly emulated collection had one already anyway.
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