Nintentard's thread

Talk about the life consuming, celibacy inducing hobby that is all the rage these days.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Moe Bitches » Sun Sep 26, 2021 3:56 pm

Tfw 64, which is just above the black sheep of the franchise, has better online than Ultimate running on Windows 98.
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which is sad for Brawl since it was the most original as Melee is just 64 HD, Sm4sh is Brawl enhanced and Ultimate was basically 4 DLC, but that's besides the point
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Guest » Sun Sep 26, 2021 8:53 pm

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What about the guilt cost of knowing you're stealing precious shekels from Nintendo by pirating the ROMs?
My badge of honor 8-)

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Guest » Sun Sep 26, 2021 8:55 pm

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Sun Sep 26, 2021 3:53 pm
Kugelfisch wrote:
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Are you arguing or did you misphrase that?
I just wanted to say words.
So a misphrase

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Guest » Sun Sep 26, 2021 9:17 pm

I'd be careful about what you say if I were you those nu males are not to be fucked with!!
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Rapeculture » Sun Sep 26, 2021 9:19 pm

Never knew Ron Toye owned a Switch.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Sep 26, 2021 9:35 pm

Nintendo has really dropped their quality standards if you can no longer bash in heads without serious damage to the console.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Guest » Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:49 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sun Sep 26, 2021 9:35 pm
Nintendo has really dropped their quality standards if you can no longer bash in heads without serious damage to the console.
Funny enough there use to be a phrase called
Nintendium practically about how nintedo was alwasy known to have their consoles be incredibly durible!

https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/nintendium

Now compare all that with the switch

I think know that Nintendo tried to exploit their previous "good will" and proposely made the switch especially the joy cons dysfunctional so they could max out their profits by having to constantly buy separate soy cons and pay for other technical services! Cause like another follow guestfag said:

They know their audience!

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Guest » Mon Sep 27, 2021 9:49 pm

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Not that I feel sorry for anyone who wants to play Nintendo's shit!

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Sep 27, 2021 9:57 pm

All three of those games are better played on an emulator. Maaaaaybe with the exception of Galaxy, in which case just pick up a Wii. What do those cost these days? 30 bucks or so?
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Guest » Mon Sep 27, 2021 10:07 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
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All three of those games are better played on an emulator. Maaaaaybe with the exception of Galaxy, in which case just pick up a Wii. What do those cost these days? 30 bucks or so?
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