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Post by Guest » Fri Aug 27, 2021 2:31 pm

Fan-Made 2D Metroid Prime Game Forced To Shut Down:
https://archive.is/Bqtz3#selection-1721.4-1721.63

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by wulfenlord » Fri Aug 27, 2021 3:26 pm

Nintendo protecting their Metroid IP? Never heard of that one. smugface.jfif
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Aug 27, 2021 4:59 pm

What made them think that their 2D Metroid fan game would get spared? Oh wait, they just wanted attention. Woe is us. Such a wonderful fan game to never see the light of day. Oh the humanity. Now please support our Kickstarter for the "serial numbers filed off" version...
And how exactly is it a "Prime" game, if it follows the formula of the 2D ones? Prime's main quirk has always been the FPS perspective.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Aug 27, 2021 9:06 pm

Why not make a Metroidvania without someone else's copyright? Those sell very well on Steam.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Le Redditeur » Fri Aug 27, 2021 9:26 pm

Autism, most probably. "Muh Samus!"

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Aug 27, 2021 10:01 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Fri Aug 27, 2021 9:06 pm
Why not make a Metroidvania without someone else's copyright? Those sell very well on Steam.
That's probably part 2 of their keikaku, after this fan game served to get them attention and a following.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by rabidtictac » Fri Aug 27, 2021 11:10 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Fri Aug 27, 2021 9:06 pm
Why not make a Metroidvania without someone else's copyright? Those sell very well on Steam.
Yeah, you can even make it a literal metroid clone with different sprites and sell it.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by mad bum » Sat Aug 28, 2021 12:33 am

This is why you don't release a ((demo)). Fucking release it when its finished and let it circulate around the internet. Even a day before C&D is long enough for the internet to archive and preserve it. Fucking whatever metroid is shit.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Aug 28, 2021 1:09 am

mad bum wrote:
Sat Aug 28, 2021 12:33 am
Fucking release it when its finished and let it circulate around the internet. Even a day before C&D is long enough for the internet to archive and preserve it.
Case in point: Yet Another Metroid 2 Remake.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Aug 28, 2021 5:50 am

Must be the IN part of their brain activating and demanding immediate gratification.
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Fucking whatever metroid is shit.
Castlevania has better music, anyways.
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