Nintentard's thread

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Complicity » Thu Jun 17, 2021 12:55 am

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>believing they might do anything else


The protagonist seems to be completely alone in a dead world (which seems very open), and to interact only with demons and deities, which is good.
According to the cancerous English dubbed trailer, he's been isekai'd to an alternate Tokyo instead of surviving the apocalypse, which is very bad.

If we are lucky it will be like Nocturne and Strange Journey, otherwise that OG Fairy or whatever at 2:07 will never keep her obnoxious bitch hole shut, and she will be part of a party of useless tag along characters who are there just to re-enact animu cliches.

And it better have jap audio. Jesus that fucking English narrating voice was cringeworthy.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Moe Bitches » Thu Jun 17, 2021 3:48 am

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by rabidtictac » Thu Jun 17, 2021 3:55 am

I just hope SMT V isn't a collection of the worst parts of SMT IVA in terms of writing.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Jun 17, 2021 10:03 am

Complicity wrote:
Thu Jun 17, 2021 12:55 am
If we are lucky it will be like Nocturne and Strange Journey, otherwise that OG Fairy or whatever at 2:07 will never keep her obnoxious bitch hole shut, and she will be part of a party of useless tag along characters who are there just to re-enact animu cliches.
Have you seen her animation? She's effectively screaming "feisty tomboy that shouts 'Baka!' a lot". There's no way in hell that smug mouth of her will be sealed shut.
Also looks shit compared to SMT3 Pixie.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

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Moe Bitches wrote:
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What shit Sanic game is this?

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Moe Bitches » Thu Jun 17, 2021 1:49 pm

Sonic Colors. It's the one that started the overly-snarky/goofy era Sanic.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Le Redditeur » Thu Jun 17, 2021 1:54 pm

I thought the cartoons started the overly snarky/goofy Sanic.

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Moe Bitches » Thu Jun 17, 2021 2:09 pm

I forgot to add Douchebag tryhard with bad writing:

This is somewhat of an exception, and Sanic's writing was never really good in the first place.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Jun 17, 2021 4:19 pm

It's because as soon as the games started to have an actual plot, they tried their hardest to pander to whatever they considered to be the "cool" kids at the time. With predictable results.

And why do I only notice now that Modern Sanic has two mouths on the side of his face, only one of which is ever used at a time :lol: ?
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Moe Bitches » Thu Jun 17, 2021 4:40 pm

Giving Modern Sonic a side mouth was a terrible idea, even if the concept art included it. And there's tragedy all around: Perfect Chaos is an entity that drowns God knows how many people, the whole deal with echidnas being extinct and Knuckles is trapped having to guard the Master Emerald, Tails realizing that one day he's going to have to be independent from Sonic, Gamma is kill along with being forced to kill his brethren, and worst of all, Froggy!!!
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