Retro Games

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Re: Retro Games

Post by AdorableOtter » Mon Oct 25, 2021 9:37 am

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Re: Retro Games

Post by rabidtictac » Mon Oct 25, 2021 9:45 am

In non-shitty game news, Okinawa Rush is finally getting a full release soon on all consoles and it's looking pretty ok.



Of course, it's best to assume all retro indie games are garbage. And I did until I saw some gameplay. I'll wait to see what the buzz is, but the game seems good. It has an arcade mode so you can get right in and start beating the shit out of evil ni(g)njas.
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Re: Retro Games

Post by AdorableOtter » Mon Oct 25, 2021 9:54 am

>"Okinwawa Rush"

Such a meh name. Why didn't they get the IP for First Samurai, or at least name it something similar. MISSED OPPORTUNITY.


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Re: Retro Games

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Oct 25, 2021 10:04 am

The last time I had an Okinawa Rush was when I watched too much Azumanga Daioh
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Re: Retro Games

Post by Guest » Mon Oct 25, 2021 10:24 am

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San Andreas remake looks like shit imo. Vice City also seems wack.
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Re: Retro Games

Post by mad bum » Wed Oct 27, 2021 8:05 am

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Re: Retro Games

Post by AdorableOtter » Sat Nov 06, 2021 4:04 am

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Re: Retro Games

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Re: Retro Games

Post by AdorableOtter » Sun Nov 07, 2021 5:57 am

MEIN LITTLE TANKS!!
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was expecting it to be more buggy, but it's pretty stable and looks almost finished except for some UI elements (which seems like images rather than texts). The official stable version will come out soon.

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Re: Retro Games

Post by Moe Bitches » Thu Nov 11, 2021 12:58 am

So surprise, surprise, Rockstar/Take Two removed the original trilogy on some platforms so they're just begging for pirates to be up their ass even more.

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...it ranges from looking okay to absolute dogshit.

But then you see the more of the models: Because I'm not a complete zoomie, I already have the trilogy on PC and at least Vice City on PS2 (and it's one of my first games).


Also R.I.P fun looking game manuels, if instruction booklets are even around anymore.

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