Retro Games

Talk about the life consuming, celibacy inducing hobby that is all the rage these days.
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Re: Retro Games

Post by Moe Bitches » Wed Apr 14, 2021 8:22 pm


Here you go oldfags. I've only played the 3rd one iirc and thought it was alright but I love arcade shoot em ups.
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Re: Retro Games

Post by Guest » Wed Apr 14, 2021 8:54 pm

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>remake
It'll be shit just like every game remake ever, and specifically like the Panzer Dragoon remake that Sugu shit out a year or so ago.

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Re: Retro Games

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Apr 14, 2021 9:53 pm

No lightgun so it's shit.
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Re: Retro Games

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Apr 15, 2021 5:52 am

Who needs a lightgun if you can have this?!
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(Probably not compatible with the remake, or really anything outside of the shitty mini-game this came with.)
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Re: Retro Games

Post by Le Redditeur » Thu Apr 15, 2021 5:58 am

That would get little Jimmy a passing grade for an Arts & Crafts project on recycling, if he was a 10 year old kid or younger.

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Re: Retro Games

Post by Guest » Thu Apr 15, 2021 8:10 pm

House of the Dead was never good. This is just Sega scraping the bottom of the barrel, like they always do.

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Re: Retro Games

Post by Moe Bitches » Thu Apr 15, 2021 9:06 pm

Gotta wonder what the top of the barrel is.
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Re: Retro Games

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Apr 15, 2021 9:35 pm

Of SEGA? Super Hang On?
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Re: Retro Games

Post by Complicity » Thu Apr 15, 2021 11:04 pm

Moe Bitches wrote:
Thu Apr 15, 2021 9:06 pm
Gotta wonder what the top of the barrel is.
Is that a rhetorical question?

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Re: Retro Games

Post by Guest » Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:59 am

Moe Bitches wrote:
Thu Apr 15, 2021 9:06 pm
Gotta wonder what the top of the barrel is.
Project Devo.

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