Retro Games
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He tries to concoct new ways to scam idiots worshipping him for shit he did almost 30 years ago.
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You would think those same idiots would remember Daikatana. It's kind of a big part of his history
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Romero's rectal cavity is bleeding from all the black cocks he takes weekly. He probably enjoys it, too.
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Moviefags are fast catching up, though. It's a race to the bottom.
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They would fly to Kickstarter like moths to a flame if he were to crowd-fund a remake of Daikatana ("With your help, I can make the game like it was always intended to be").
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Looks like Serious Sam crossed with Hexen.
da PAC Nigguh wrote: ↑Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:06 amShit like this is why satire is dead in currentyear.
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This, and it's still shit!ebin namefag wrote: ↑Sun Mar 27, 2022 7:20 pmLosers have already wasted their lives trying to fix Diekutoonoo.
No matter how many patches, fixes and mods they add to Daikatana, it will always be shit because the game is shit. The first level is a giant green sewer where you shoot tiny flying enemies with a gun that deals damage to you when its shots ricochet off of walls. The secondary enemy type is a tiny green jumping frog.
In fact, most of the weapons in Dat Katana are as dangerous to the player as to the enemies. Big ups to the shotgun firing six shots at a time, sequentially, every time you pull the trigger. So the ammo doesn't last for shit and you usually waste half of the shots firing into a wall.
Re: Retro Games
Shotcycler was mostly good for boosting your jump to reach those secrets. I still favorite that magic staff weapon that summons a demon which instantly kills the closest creature (i. e. you). The grenade launcher with a higher blast radius than effective firing range came in a close second.
The best thing about John Romero's John Romero's Daikatany by John Romero is still that the plot is pretty much just the same as Turtles in Time.
The best thing about John Romero's John Romero's Daikatany by John Romero is still that the plot is pretty much just the same as Turtles in Time.
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