Retro Games

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Re: Retro Games

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Apr 05, 2022 3:45 pm

Very strange trailer, tbh. The visuals remind me more of Guacamelee, and the whole thing can basically be summed up with "Remember Monkey Island? Then give us money!"
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Post by Gendo's Ocular Dickhole » Wed Apr 06, 2022 5:09 am

Guacamelee is peak reddit, so this shitquel will likely be as well.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Apr 07, 2022 10:13 am

Including meme templates in your game is levels of Reddit I hadn't though possible. It's actually offensive.
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Post by rabidtictac » Thu Apr 07, 2022 6:15 pm

The gameplay of Guacamelee is what's offensively mediocre for how much normies shill that bullshit.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Apr 07, 2022 6:50 pm

It's like... Symphony of the Night meets whatever the current WWE games are called.
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Re: Retro Games

Post by Le Redditeur » Thu Apr 07, 2022 7:29 pm

I remember Metocuck had a giveaway with that game during the last Jeb! stream, to honor the fall of the guac merchant.

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Post by rabidtictac » Fri Apr 08, 2022 3:20 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Thu Apr 07, 2022 6:50 pm
It's like... Symphony of the Night meets whatever the current WWE games are called.
That's an insult to SotN. It's more like le current meme metroidvania (memetroidvania) mixed with wrassle wrassle.
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Post by ebin namefag » Fri Apr 08, 2022 5:01 am

Wrestling sucks.
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Re: Retro Games

Post by rabidtictac » Fri Apr 08, 2022 5:17 am

It's gayer than actual gay porn.
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Re: Retro Games

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Apr 08, 2022 6:02 pm

rabidtictac wrote:
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It's gayer than actual gay porn.
At least the latter is honest about it's faggotry and doesn't sell out to China.
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