Retro Games

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Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Mar 04, 2023 4:28 am

It has a very solid wrestling game engine and is satisfyingly violent. There was another Def Jam game after that with some gay gimmick that was absolute trash and killed the series beyond dead.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Mar 04, 2023 7:33 am

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They made some Kinniku Man games next (which are less violent) but the true crime they commit is they moved on to develop VoiceOfReason The Gmaes. Truly tragic.

Hey now, they just took one look at the Pretty Cure endings and realized that's where the money's being made.

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Re: Retro Games

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Mar 04, 2023 12:27 pm

It's where the cancer is being made.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Mar 04, 2023 12:31 pm

2D waifu cancer is still superior to 3D troon cancer.
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Re: Retro Games

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Mar 04, 2023 12:33 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
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2D waifu cancer is still superior to 3D troon cancer.
And a tough steak is better than anal bleeding. What was your point?
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Post by rabidtictac » Sat Apr 29, 2023 7:18 pm

Decided to replay some nes mega man + mega man 9 and 10. I never played 9 but I remember enjoying 10 quite a bit.
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Post by rabidtictac » Tue May 09, 2023 10:53 pm

Finished Mega Mans 2 and 5.

2 was really great. I underrated this one due to the internet overhyping it. Completely solid core game. The crash bombs boss sucks major ass but that's one boss in the entire game. It's absolutely horrible but it is beatable. Everything else in the game was either of excellent quality or, as the zoomers say, "mid." 2 has a good length as well. Doesn't overstay its welcome with a billion wily stages. Most of the weapons are fun to use and the bosses are either really fun or inoffensive and easy.

5 was pretty shit. I could write a novel about it but I won't bother. It starts mediocre and gets worse the more you play. The Wily levels are garbage. All the weapons suck. You hold down the charge shot button for the entire game because no other weapon is worth equipping. At least the game controls well and the music is fine enough. The bosses are terrible and I think there was only one stage worth playing (Gravity Man.) It's piss easy, but the gimmick was fun.

I've played both of these games in the past. MM5 I cleared on ps2 probably 15+ years ago. I liked it at the time but I was wrong. MM2 I played many times but never bothered to clear. Probably because of quick man's memorization lasers.

MM6 and MM4 are next on the docket.
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Re: Retro Games

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue May 09, 2023 11:12 pm

MM2 is rated so highly because it has possibly the best two songs of classic Mega Man.
The title music and Dr. Wily's Castle I. I'd even rate them in the top ten of all 8-bit chiptunes. And it's two in the same game! A damn competent game at that!
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed May 10, 2023 4:42 am

The only thing that legit sucks about MM2 is that the franchise peaked so early.
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Re: Retro Games

Post by mad bum » Wed May 10, 2023 6:44 am

Megaman became shit when he got his mega buster.
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