What are you playing?

[Newhalf]

I used to think us Germans aren't really as unfunny as everyone claims, but ze Herr Kugelfrisch here soundly convinced me otherwise on multiple occasions.

[Kugelfisch]

Really means a lot, coming from the tranny LARPer.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I blame the Kraut's eternal love for anglicisms causing "cookie" to be used in specific brands of Kekse ("Kekse" means "cookies"), like the stuff you can buy at Subway.
What kind of shit is that, anyways? Their cookies are like literally half-baked or something.

[Guest]

What kind of shit is that, anyways? Their cookies are like literally half-baked or something.

Burgers like their biscuits chewy and underdone. Remember that those degenerates consider cookie dough a snack in and of itself.

[Kugelfisch]

What kind of shit is that, anyways? Their cookies are like literally half-baked or something.

You are a lardass, aren't you? I don't think anyone under 150 kilos ever got a sub and thought buying a cookie on top was necessary.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I may have bought 1 or 2 in the half dozen times I frequented a Subways.

[Kugelfisch]

I may have bought 1 or 2 in the half dozen times I frequented a Subways.

In the last month?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I barely leave my basement even without the Grim Covid Reaper haunting the streets.

[Kugelfisch]

I barely leave my basement even without the Grim Covid Reaper haunting the streets.

I was assuming delivery anyway.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I have much better food sources mere minutes away from me.