SJW Indie shit
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Re: SJW Indie shit
This game only came out days ago and he's got a review already? Lazy fuck should be shotgunning these out with how much he gets paid.
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According to the steam updates it's been in Early Access since at least May 2021, and it was still in Early Access by the time he finished the video.
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Return to Little Saint James, U.S. Virgin Island is out and this is how it looks like:
Obscene.
Almost 4 Gb of space for this crap?
Is the one with the eyepatch a Chinese pirate?
I'm not even going to torrent it.
My predictions are:
Super short, ultra easy puzzles with hints system for extra accessibility, woke jokes written by a sweaty Tim Schafer with a sock on his greasy hand.
Obscene.
Almost 4 Gb of space for this crap?
Is the one with the eyepatch a Chinese pirate?
I'm not even going to torrent it.
My predictions are:
Super short, ultra easy puzzles with hints system for extra accessibility, woke jokes written by a sweaty Tim Schafer with a sock on his greasy hand.
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How the mighty have fallen.
Apparently they drew it like ass so it was easier to vectorize, thus "fixing" the aliasing issues of those older games
Apparently they drew it like ass so it was easier to vectorize, thus "fixing" the aliasing issues of those older games
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Obscene indeed. Sadly, not surprising.
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Even without a legacy to tarnish I can't imagine wanting to play a game that looks like that. It appeals to no one.
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The fact that you can play the exact same game, just without the cancer look and free of TDS faggotry makes this possibly the most redundant game release this year.
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I have the joy to play through it RN, so far I'm not impressed. Dominic Armato sure has to lift heavy to stem the whole appeal, because the interaction/puzzles are piss-easy, even on the hard mode.
And don't get me started on the art-style. It's as if they took the design of the Untitled Doublefine Adventure scam and asked the russian slave workers from the Zelda CD-i games to replicate the style.
At least there is horse armor for the pre-order content, which is so far the only good joke ingame.
And don't get me started on the art-style. It's as if they took the design of the Untitled Doublefine Adventure scam and asked the russian slave workers from the Zelda CD-i games to replicate the style.
At least there is horse armor for the pre-order content, which is so far the only good joke ingame.
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Does Guybrush's design at least make more sense in the actual game? From the screenshot alone he looks like a cloned rat that has been stuck in a tube for too long. Only way this nose of his makes any sense.
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Soysoomers are praising this piece of shit on Steam like it's a masterpiece from the Renaissance, while the few negative reviews i saw are confirming what i predicted:
No puzzles, linear interactions only like a Telltale/David Cage's gayme, they already finished it even though it has been released yesterday, woke and unfunny dialogues, and there's talk of a terrible ending that's meta crap and apparently claims that the story of Guybrush was fake or some stupid shit like that.
Wait until some big faggot/Youtuber says that the game sucks, and watch the reviews going from "extremely positive" to "mixed" in a matter of days.
No puzzles, linear interactions only like a Telltale/David Cage's gayme, they already finished it even though it has been released yesterday, woke and unfunny dialogues, and there's talk of a terrible ending that's meta crap and apparently claims that the story of Guybrush was fake or some stupid shit like that.
Wait until some big faggot/Youtuber says that the game sucks, and watch the reviews going from "extremely positive" to "mixed" in a matter of days.
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