SJW Indie shit

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Re: SJW Indie shit

Post by mad bum » Thu Aug 25, 2022 1:27 am

This game only came out days ago and he's got a review already? Lazy fuck should be shotgunning these out with how much he gets paid.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Aug 25, 2022 5:21 am

According to the steam updates it's been in Early Access since at least May 2021, and it was still in Early Access by the time he finished the video.
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Re: SJW Indie shit

Post by Complicity » Mon Sep 19, 2022 7:24 pm

Return to Little Saint James, U.S. Virgin Island is out and this is how it looks like:

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Obscene.
Almost 4 Gb of space for this crap?
Is the one with the eyepatch a Chinese pirate?
I'm not even going to torrent it.
My predictions are:
Super short, ultra easy puzzles with hints system for extra accessibility, woke jokes written by a sweaty Tim Schafer with a sock on his greasy hand.
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Re: SJW Indie shit

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Sep 19, 2022 7:29 pm

How the mighty have fallen.
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Apparently they drew it like ass so it was easier to vectorize, thus "fixing" the aliasing issues of those older games :roll:
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Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Sep 19, 2022 7:45 pm

Obscene indeed. Sadly, not surprising.
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Post by ebin namefag » Mon Sep 19, 2022 9:22 pm

Even without a legacy to tarnish I can't imagine wanting to play a game that looks like that. It appeals to no one.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Sep 19, 2022 9:34 pm

The fact that you can play the exact same game, just without the cancer look and free of TDS faggotry makes this possibly the most redundant game release this year.
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Re: SJW Indie shit

Post by wulfenlord » Tue Sep 20, 2022 12:54 pm

I have the joy to play through it RN, so far I'm not impressed. Dominic Armato sure has to lift heavy to stem the whole appeal, because the interaction/puzzles are piss-easy, even on the hard mode.

And don't get me started on the art-style. It's as if they took the design of the Untitled Doublefine Adventure scam and asked the russian slave workers from the Zelda CD-i games to replicate the style.

At least there is horse armor for the pre-order content, which is so far the only good joke ingame.
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Re: SJW Indie shit

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Sep 20, 2022 3:45 pm

Does Guybrush's design at least make more sense in the actual game? From the screenshot alone he looks like a cloned rat that has been stuck in a tube for too long. Only way this nose of his makes any sense.
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Re: SJW Indie shit

Post by Complicity » Tue Sep 20, 2022 4:39 pm

Soysoomers are praising this piece of shit on Steam like it's a masterpiece from the Renaissance, while the few negative reviews i saw are confirming what i predicted:
No puzzles, linear interactions only like a Telltale/David Cage's gayme, they already finished it even though it has been released yesterday, woke and unfunny dialogues, and there's talk of a terrible ending that's meta crap and apparently claims that the story of Guybrush was fake or some stupid shit like that.
Wait until some big influencer/Youtuber says that the game sucks, and watch the reviews going from "extremely positive" to "mixed" in a matter of days.
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