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SJW Indie shit

Post by wulfenlord » Tue Nov 23, 2021 3:47 pm

Unpacking or: OCD Simulator for Ramona Flowers

So yeah, saw a cutesy pixelstyle gametrailer that somewhat spoke to me. Nice chiptune, "gameplay" is literally unpack your shit after moving, so all my autism triggers where pushed.



Little did I know (though I should've known), that this would be cancer. See, there is no story, neither written nor voiced, but the female protagonists story is told through the act of unpacking. Of course the trailer doesn't show the subversive degeneration, but in the later apartments you unpack your shit, there are things you cannot move.

Example? Sure.
  • You move in to your boyfriends home, which is partly decorated, meaning several things are greyed out and cannot be moved, so there is no freedom of choice to put your diploma but hide in in a cupboard.
  • Then, of fucking course, you move in with your grrrlfrien, where you can prominently display your diploma on the wall, something the neanderthal you broke up with before wouldn't allow.
  • Also, have fun unpacking your menora, goyim.
Here is the soyfilled creative team:
https://witchbeam.com.au/team/
And of course the games writer is a template for bicuriousandsoquirkyteehee.jfif
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Re: Unpacking or: OCD Simulator for Ramona Flowers

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Nov 23, 2021 3:56 pm

Does the boyfriend's home have a big Confederate flag on the wall? I have to know before buying this Game of the Century (tm).

In real talk, this strikes me as some vanity project from itch.io where the deranged developer uses his game as some kind of personal therapy session and/or believes his amazing life story is just that deep and thought-provoking.
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Re: Unpacking or: OCD Simulator for Ramona Flowers

Post by Guest » Tue Nov 23, 2021 8:39 pm

Of course the german wants to play a game about doing chores.
We all know you'd rather play Fudgepacking instead.

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Re: Unpacking or: OCD Simulator for Ramona Flowers

Post by Complicity » Tue Nov 23, 2021 9:05 pm

And here i was feeling bad for having played Resell Spoony's Mansion Simulator:



I checked the comment section under the video for that Cora Ortega's clicker and they are asking 20 bucks for it.
Are they fucking retarded?
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Re: Unpacking or: OCD Simulator for Ramona Flowers

Post by wulfenlord » Tue Nov 23, 2021 9:13 pm

There is a certain zen-like satisfaction in excelling at chores, you should try it

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Re: Unpacking or: OCD Simulator for Ramona Flowers

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Nov 23, 2021 9:14 pm

Complicity wrote:
Tue Nov 23, 2021 9:05 pm
I checked the comment section under the video for that Cora Ortega's clicker and they are asking 20 bucks for it.
Are they fucking retarded?
And for only 10 bucks more you can get the official soundtrack! What a steal!
(Bonus points if the creator is a commie.)

I assume she(?) figured people will have already forgotten about the game about 1 month after release, so why not fleece the idiots that just have to have it?
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Of course the german wants to play a game about doing chores.
We prefer our chore simulators with more realism. 2D pixel art won't do here.
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Re: Unpacking or: OCD Simulator for Ramona Flowers

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Nov 23, 2021 9:48 pm

Landwirtschaftssimulator and Euro Truck Simulator are where it's at.
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Re: Unpacking or: OCD Simulator for Ramona Flowers

Post by Guest » Tue Nov 23, 2021 9:55 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Tue Nov 23, 2021 9:14 pm
We prefer realism. 2D won't do here.
Sick.

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Re: Unpacking or: OCD Simulator for Ramona Flowers

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Nov 23, 2021 11:01 pm

As weird as it sounds, this is the one situation where 3D might have the upper hand.
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Re: Unpacking or: OCD Simulator for Ramona Flowers

Post by Guest » Wed Nov 24, 2021 3:08 am

This "thread" seems better put in the 'Get woke, go broke' thread, It's Interesting but not enough to carry it's own thread.

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