Modern Capeshit Gayming - the most AMAZING experience for cumguzzlers everywhere

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Re: Modern Capeshit Gayming - the most AMAZING experience for cumguzzlers everywhere

Post by ban » Thu Nov 04, 2021 3:09 pm

Guardians of the Faglaxy was out and nobody gave a shit :lol: Also this came out :



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Post by Guest » Thu Nov 04, 2021 7:58 pm

I don't know how I feel about Squeenix turning their Eidos Montreal division into a capeshit game churning machine. I know their recent Tomb Raider and Deus Ex sequels were mediocre, but anything is better than capecrap.

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Post by ban » Thu Nov 04, 2021 9:54 pm

This is the only capeshit game Eidos made. The knock-off Avengers game is made by Crystal Dynamics, with the main campaign requiring SE to give them programmers from Eidos and hire three more studios as well which really was a high IQ move given the results. I'm pretty sure in the meantime, Eidos handled the isometric RPG Tomb Raider games featuring proper Lara.
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Post by Guest » Thu Nov 04, 2021 10:37 pm

Didn't Squeenix also owned IOI, the developers of the Hitman series? No wonder they broke off. They realized they were going to become another capeshit churning factory and said "nope".

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Thu Nov 04, 2021 10:37 pm
Didn't Squeenix also owned IOI, the developers of the Hitman series? No wonder they broke off. They realized they were going to become another capeshit churning factory and said "nope".
Worse :

https://nichegamer.com/square-enix-marv ... ppointing/

IOI dodged one hell of a bullet.
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Re: Modern Capeshit Gayming - the most AMAZING experience for cumguzzlers everywhere

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Thu Nov 04, 2021 10:37 pm
Didn't Squeenix also owned IOI, the developers of the Hitman series? No wonder they broke off. They realized they were going to become another capeshit churning factory and said "nope".
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Re: Modern Capeshit Gayming - the most AMAZING experience for cumguzzlers everywhere

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Nov 05, 2021 5:06 pm

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Thu Nov 04, 2021 7:58 pm
I don't know how I feel about Squeenix turning their Eidos Montreal division into a capeshit game churning machine.
It is consistent with Squeenix providing the world with cancer. They have just decided to change the details based on cultural backgrounds.
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