Basements & Beards- Analogue Gaming Thread

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Post by wulfenlord » Wed Jul 13, 2022 5:54 pm

The wheelchair (((queer))) in question:
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Ticking all the boxes as per usual: Gender studies, neo-pronouns, semifluid neurotyposexual fetishism, trying to pass is a micro-aggression, "Game designer" without ever having designed anything, etc. etc.

And until now I didn't ponder that Esoterikspinner can be queerdos. I thought that would cross the autism-streams...
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Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Jul 13, 2022 10:41 pm

>why do spehs murines need to be male?
Because they get genetically spliced with the DNA of the chapter's patriarch, who are all basically clones of the Emperor, who is male.

Counter question: Why would one need female Space Marines?
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Jul 14, 2022 5:36 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
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Counter question: Why would one need female Space Marines?
Even in the grim future of the fascist Imperium, there has to be inclusivity.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Jul 22, 2022 5:22 am

It's nice that WotC still allows you to have non-white NPCs in your game - as long as you DON'T STEREOTYPE. ("Radiant Citadel" is that woke Sigil thing where only people of color live and everything is a happy utopia without crime or anything, btw.)

Also there's a trailer for the new D&D movie. Put it int the movies thread 'cause it doesn't involve rolling dice.
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Post by wulfenlord » Fri Jul 22, 2022 5:53 am

I am tempted to look for a welcoming & inclusive gaming table, just to ask "Is this character ok?" :3
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Jul 22, 2022 6:06 am

Please use the actual black people of D&D, thank you very much.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Jul 22, 2022 7:49 am

Guys, didn't you listen? Focus on everyday wheat! Blacks don't have grain every day. That's a bourgeois, white mindset!

Just to think where we'd be if it wasn't for very low testosterone level Seattle soy boys to tell us how to behave in social groups.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Jul 22, 2022 4:53 pm

The D&D movie poster has copy-pasted an Intellect Devourer picture from rival Pathfinder. Whoever they've hired either felt like getting blacklisted by WotC, or he just grabbed the first google image result for "Intellect Devourer" and called it a day.

Here's how they're supposed to look like in D&D 5e.
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Post by wulfenlord » Fri Jul 22, 2022 5:10 pm

So they're supposed to look exactly alike? And chances are you can and will get blacklisted by Mages of the Shore for having a political leaning less extreme than Stalin. Not the first or the last time artists will be lazy.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Jul 22, 2022 5:17 pm

Well, it's literally the same monster, but the poster uses a picture also literally from the Pathfinder bestiary.
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