Basements & Beards- Analogue Gaming Thread

[Guest]

10 bucks that their favourite sissy fetish is being raped by an SS officer in a death camp.

So like how Isreal used to produce Nazi/kikess bondage porn and then imported and jerked off to The Nightporter. Or all those journo cunts who wanted to be slammed by Trump's fat bald man old dick (doujins reflect reality).

[Guest]

Did you know that Avatar (the one without the blue furries) is getting its own tabletop game?

Good to know Nickolodeon, Viacum and whoever the fuck is in charge of Summer Redstone's estate have to crowdfund a fucking boardgame.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's just a current trend atm to push for licensed games. We just talked about Power Rangers before, and we already got tabletop versions of Dishonored, Dragon Age,The Witcher and Game of Thrones before.

(At least half of that stuff is no longer available because the license ran out, but tabletop writers tend to follow up with a "Numbers filed off" version.)

[Guest]

Don't forget Joe's Street Fighter triumph that was instantly forgotten the moment it came out. Like all these KS licensed games are.

[wulfenlord]

I'd buy the Erotic escapades of Anne Frank and spend all my stat points in anal gape :3

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Is that related to Wraith: The Oblivion's (aka Vampire The Masquerade with spooky-scary ghosts) supplement about the Holocaust?

Don't forget Joe's Street Fighter triumph that was instantly forgotten the moment it came out. Like all these KS licensed games are.

Plus the problems with board games is that you actually need people IRL to play it, whereas D&D just requires a glorified voice chat program.
There might be an unofficial module for the Tabletop Simulator out there, but good luck getting that on Steam Workshop without a C&D.

[Guest]

Is that related to Wraith: The Oblivion's (aka Vampire The Masquerade with spooky-scary ghosts) supplement about the Holocaust?

Can't be as good as that ShadowRun Mission set in Auschwitz where you have to ghostbust your way through the jews to get your hands on Mengele's magic scapel.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Not quite. It's mostly just the ghost of Jews moping around in the ghost of the concentration camp / ghetto / mass grave they died in.

If you think location shaving a ghost is weird, the entire Wraith setting eventually gets blown to Kingdom Come with the ghost of a nuke.
I'm not sure if that was the ghost of Little Boy or Fat Man, but I'd say the chances are pretty good considering the entire World of Darkness is written by tryhard edgelords, and Wraith was the edgiest of them all.

[Kugelfisch]

The ghost of a nuke? That's nonsensical even for a fantasy setting.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Welcome to the World of Dorkness, my friend.
The other alternative would've been to build the ghost nuke out of normal ghosts. Because ghosts are pretty much the only resource you have down there for added grim darkness.