Basements & Beards- Analogue Gaming Thread

Talk about the life consuming, celibacy inducing hobby that is all the rage these days.
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Post by mad bum » Wed Jun 08, 2022 1:21 am

The cartoon was absolute kino.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Jun 09, 2022 5:20 am

This is from a Colonial Marines supplement for the Alien RPG. Apparently "professional" RPG writers have gone to the Borat-school of Cyrillic pronounciation.

You know how Cyrillic letters have a tendency to look like Latin ones which they aren't pronounced like? Some genius tried to Russia-fy the word "neomorph" (those shitty bootleg xenomorphs from Prometheus and its sequel).

neomorph
неоморф
heomopf

This is extra stupid considering "neomorph" is pretty much Greek, making "неоморф" the most true-and-honest way of writing it.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Jun 09, 2022 10:03 pm

So, they called them Heomopf?
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Jun 09, 2022 10:08 pm

Indeed. It's kinda like turning "Sparta" into "Enapta" because of dem Cyrillic letters (Σπάρτα)
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Post by Le Redditeur » Fri Jun 10, 2022 12:22 am

That's how I read Cyrillic, and.why I think it's more annoying than moonrunes.

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Post by mad bum » Fri Jun 10, 2022 3:05 am

LOCK HER UP
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Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Jun 10, 2022 3:33 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Thu Jun 09, 2022 10:08 pm
Indeed. It's kinda like turning "Sparta" into "Enapta" because of dem Cyrillic letters (Σπάρτα)
That's extra special. Tree helmets at all times kinda special.
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Post by ebin namefag » Fri Jun 10, 2022 9:17 pm

The one and only reason I regret not learning Russian is so that I could use rutracker more effectively.
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I assume the big crossover here is autism.

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Jun 14, 2022 3:29 pm

New drama in the lands of Dildos & (Bad) Dragons. It sure is surprising, but it turns out that radioactive danger hairs and attention whores who weaseled their way into the hobby are kinda toxic.
Though honestly I'm not quite sure if they really are abusive super assholes, or if they're just regular assholes and all these new hipster artists and writers don't know how to handle that.

But at the very least I can say that I haven't seen hair this retarded in the hobby since Dungeon World creator Adam Koebel.
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Would you believe that he cancelled himself when he thought it was a good idea to enrich his publicly-broadcasted session of Stars Without Number by having some NPC rape the android character of a female player for fun?
He's also a heavy proponent of "Safety Tools" like the famous X Card. Apparently didn't use it himself, though.
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Post by Le Redditeur » Tue Jun 14, 2022 5:28 pm

That's a child molester.

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