Basements & Beards- Analogue Gaming Thread

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Post by Newhalf » Fri Oct 15, 2021 8:38 am

Reminds me of that Lovecraft story about some guy who married a giant monkey.
All the good people withe right opinions thought it was an allegory for interracial marriage or something.
I thought it was a horror story involving a guy who fucks a giant monkey.
Clearly I am the racist here.
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Post by Guest » Fri Oct 15, 2021 9:11 am

Can't believe Lovecraft wrote about Linkara.

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Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Oct 15, 2021 9:36 am

Linkara's asshole has impossible, eldrich geometry that can accommodate an infinite amount of dicks.
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Re: Basements & Beards- Analogue Gaming Thread

Post by Guest » Fri Oct 15, 2021 9:38 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Fri Oct 15, 2021 9:36 am
Linkara's asshole has impossible, eldrich geometry that can accommodate an infinite amount of dicks.
Nothing is impossible when Linkara does what he believes in.

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Oct 15, 2021 10:22 am

Newhalf wrote:
Fri Oct 15, 2021 8:38 am
Clearly I am the racist here.
A very ignorant one at that, if you can't read between the lines to uncover the problematic content within.
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Post by Guest » Wed Oct 20, 2021 2:39 am

Newhalf wrote:
Fri Oct 15, 2021 8:38 am
Reminds me of that Lovecraft story about some guy who married a giant monkey.
All the good people with right opinions thought it was an allegory for interracial marriage or something.
I thought it was a horror story involving a guy who fucks a giant monkey.
Clearly I am the racist here.
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Re: Basements & Beards- Analogue Gaming Thread

Post by Guest » Wed Oct 20, 2021 2:40 am

Newhalf wrote:
Fri Oct 15, 2021 8:38 am
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Based Lovecaft Has news for you Newhalf :lol:

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Re: Basements & Beards- Analogue Gaming Thread

Post by Newhalf » Wed Oct 20, 2021 5:49 am

Wow he's even cooler than I thought <3
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Re: Basements & Beards- Analogue Gaming Thread

Post by wulfenlord » Sun Oct 24, 2021 5:43 am

https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748d ... zo-Workers

One week of the tranny communists from Paizo threatening to unionize and the Higher-ups are gladly lifting their tails for them, as now the workers get the same shitty payment, now in unison :3
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Oct 24, 2021 9:04 am

>starting the world's first tabletop worker union specifically for your D&D clone employer

Okay. What's their logo like?
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Somewhat socialist I suppose? Not sure what's up with the hand and that star, though.
And what's their problem, anyways?
>allegations of transphobia

Anythng more concise? Oh, here (ignore that popup, just scroll down to the actual article).
So some feminist - who may or may not be a troon, fuck if I can be bothered to read between the lines here - gets pissy that two buddies got shitcanned by Paizo and decides to go full-on scorched earth on Paizo, accusing them of everything from being transphobic, nazi sympathizers with anger issues, and - *gasp* not cleaning the workplace carpets for SEVEN years.

And are they like striking or something?
FAQ wrote:Paizo employees are neither striking nor asking for a boycott. As of September 16, 2021, 40+ freelance Paizo contributors have chosen not to accept further assignments for Paizo, in solidarity with the staff members they work closely with. You can find their statement here. UPW hopes that management will recognize the union by October 25. In the meantime, union members are reporting to work and encouraging the public to continue to lend support, whether that includes buying Paizo products at this time or not.
>letting others do the striking for you
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Bonus points if those freelancers will get quietly blacklisted :lol:

EDIT: Apparently this Jessice Price is a notorious drama whore who loves painting her former employers in the worst possible light. I'm amazed she can still find work, and will probably continue to do so.
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